MollyBird 🐤

skater, nail tech, future corpse. will eat all your chips.

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

Me as Sandy the Squirrel on the divine Carrie Fisher’s lap hanging with the Queen. #tbt
📷: Connie Freiberg

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

Past Molly knew nothing of “long”

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

This year has been so so long

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

@caylahenryy BRUHHHHHHHH

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

You ever get a new boyfriend and be like whoa... How did I suddenly acquire an entire man? Because that’s where I’m at right now

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

This year has been so so long

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

How does one make friends

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

@lucydenia @itsjustcayla I remember that fucking shirt and I’m not even a fan

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

I hate myself for eating the brownie bites but I hated myself before the brownie bites so overall I think I’m having a good day

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

Line my coffin with CVS receipts in memory of all the goddamn nail polish and Mentos gum I’ve squandered my millions on

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

@itsjustcayla It was the pizza

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

How do people hold grudges like do you know how much energy it takes to stay mad at people? I’m fueled by rage to stay alive hombre I don’t have anger to spare on your insignificant ass

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

I used to get so pissed off when toddlers screamed in the library but now it’s relatable content like saaaaaame Braedynne I FEEL #mood

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

@itsjustcayla You still a queen tho 👑

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

It's Thanksgiving bitches and I am thankful for birbs, ice skates, and being kissed profusely by somebody nice. Also ghosts because always.

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

@itsjustcayla I'm thankful for YOU, MA SEESTAH 🌸

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

Best time to go on a date is when you've totally given up hope in mankind. Can't disappoint me dude, I'm all out of fucks

[Pete Holmes @peteholmes]

the Stranger Things salad comes with demogorgonzola cheese

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

@itsjustcayla Mine's in Montana rn and I miss her 😭

[MollyBird 🐤 @walksincursive]

Maria BAMF gives me life and hope https://t.co/O8bMNZaoxY