Jake Weezy

I’m back. #teamelon

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@chili_dipped The dweeb is the person asking you how you played. Your answer should be, “Played well, finished in under four hours, and the weather was nice.” 👍🏼

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@Top100Rick Okay, Dude, I’m wrong. It’s nonsensical though. I puff a cigar, it’s legal; I hold the cigar 8” above my lips, illegal.

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@Top100Rick Yeah, not a great source. Fluff is a smoker, so it’s natural for him. He’s not able to measure the exact speed or direction of the wind, and it doesn’t make the shot easier to play. No penalty, then or today.

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@DCLAguy11 @kith790s That’s a Masters bag, not ANGC.

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@10blended Nevermind that they’re actually driving into Mexico… 😏 🤣

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@TronCarterNLU Friday at The John Deere Classic will do that to ya! 😁

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@IanCarrollShow @paramounttactcl You took the L here, Ian. I guess you got the engagement you wanted though, so oh well 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@exceptionism @VigilantFox What a thoroughly dumb comment.

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@KipHenley You need a new microphone Kipper! 😁

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@airikkkkkk @JDabknee 69 days. Nice. 👍🏼 🤣

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@OkthatsCool7 @OwenBenjamin

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@pbdmcniel Jake, from State Farm? Unbelievable how many times I’ve had to endure that slop over the last 15 years 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@tomandmartys He’s talking about watering the golf course here… not the schedule.

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@MikeOxsuperlong @magicmanhonchoo Did you read the whole tweet? 🤣

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@NUCLRGOLF Nobody says “one cup left”.

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@Gunaydin_mstf @ScuderiaFerrari @LewisHamilton LOL someone isn’t watching the qualifying and racing… tsk tsk. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@texasgolflore Spike your opponents’ drinks with magic mushrooms 🍄 🤣

[Jake Weezy @wallaballa87]

@F1HardWalls4K Unfortunately, it’s currently Valtteri. 😢