I remember when I was applying to undergrad, my parents didn’t have a debit card & my HS counselor used his debit card to help me pay for college applications. Now I’m going to graduate with my PhD & he is going to get an invitation with a thank you for doing this for me.
Fuck a phone and a car. Dude just passed me texting and driving and the next minute I look up & he’s been T boned by massive pick up truck. Even my life flashed before me. Wow. IT CAN WAIT! OR PULL OVER!
[sexting]
Him: what would you do to me if I was there right now
Me: [drinking a glass of wine, in sweatpants, watching Gilmore Girls] definitely gag on your dick