Wallace Wang

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After Hurricane Helene devastated parts of Georgia, Marjorie Taylor Greene went to a football game with Donald Trump rather than help the people in her state. This shows how little she cares for others that it’s no wonder she’s considered a rising star in the Republican Party.

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Hurricane Helene knocked out power to thousands of people throughout the South. Without access to the Internet, Southerners will now have to make up their own conspiracy theories to keep themselves angry over things that never actually happened.

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The Chicago White Sox set a major league record for the most losses in a season. This team is such a loser that many of their conservative fans are claiming the games were rigged against them and that the other teams only won because they cheated.

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New York City mayor Eric Adams has been charged with fraud for accepting $10 million in improper campaign contributions. This guy is so corrupt that he’s now qualified to get a job working as a justice for the Supreme Court.

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Hurricane Helene will hit Florida and cause massive damage as a Category 4 storm. Officials say the damage could be so severe that it would feel like another four years of leadership living under Ron DeSantis.

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Trump supporters say they want Donald Trump back in the White House again because prices were lower then. By that same logic, Trump supporters want him back in the White House again because four years ago they were four years younger as well.

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JD Vance tried to blame Kamala Harris for the high price of eggs by comparing the cost of two dozen eggs to the price of one dozen eggs. JD Vance is so shameless in lying and deceiving others that his Secret Service nickname is “Donald Trump”.

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Donald Trump is trying to appeal to women by saying he’ll be better at protecting women’s rights even after his Supreme Court picks voted to take away women’s rights. Trump later said that Nazis would be great at protecting Jews as well.

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Donald Trump supported Mark Robinson, who called himself a black Nazi. Trump also took Laura Loomer, a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, to a 9/11 memorial. It’s a good thing Trump only picks the best people or else he could look like an idiot.

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Republican Mark Robinson once called himself a black Nazi, denied the Holocaust, and supported slavery. Republicans would normally distance themselves from any black man but they’ll eagerly embrace him as long as he’s a Nazi.

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Donald Trump plans to visit Springfield, Ohio after lying about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs. This is why so many people love Donald Trump because lying and putting other people’s lives at risk is what white supremacists enjoy doing too.

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After Taylor Swift officially supported Kamala Harris, Donald Trump said, “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!” Because the Republican Party knows that nothing brings its supporters together faster than having an excuse to hate others.

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Republicans criticize Democrats for not knowing what a woman is. That’s because after Donald Trump‘s 34 convictions, inciting a riot, and refusing to turn over classified documents, Republicans don’t know what a criminal is.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene disavowed comments by conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer. Apparently Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t like anyone spouting racist, divisive, hate speech unless it comes from the mouth of Donald Trump.

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Another white man tried to assassinate Donald Trump. So many white men are committing crimes in this country that America might be safer if it were filled with more immigrants from Haiti.

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Dave Grohl, the Foo Fighters frontman, has admitted to his wife that he fathered a child with another woman. If Dave Grohl would only tell easily debunked lies and spew hatred towards minorities, Republicans would want him to become their next president.

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Donald Trump claimed that all polls said he won his debate with Kamala Harris. Donald Trump is so delusional and out of touch with reality that if he wasn’t running for president, he could be one of his own supporters.

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Republican Mike Johnson said Donald Trump “clearly prevailed” while debating Kamala Harris. Mike Johnson later said Nazi Germany won World War II, “Borderlands” is a great movie, and that the Chicago White Sox are currently the best team in baseball.

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Even Republicans are calling Donald Trump’s debate with Kamala Harris a disaster. That’s exactly why so many people will continue supporting Trump because it’s easier to spew hate and anger instead of actually fixing problems just like Trump.

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Donald Trump falsely claimed that immigrants are abducting and eating pets. That’s why so many people love Donald Trump because dealing with reality by checking facts and thinking for themselves is something they don’t want to do either.