Jon Wallace

Father, Husband, and world traveler, in search of the ultimate taco 🌮

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

What’s up buttercup? @Redawn6969

[Blake Alsup @AlsupTheWriter]

I had no idea I’d end up covering tornado damage when I went to work this morning. These are photos of what’s left of Lighthouse Baptist Church in Guntown, MS. Check out out full storm coverage at https://t.co/grc7yMIXyt

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

The 1st public screening of #TheRiseOfSkywalker takes place tonight in Los Angeles. I know I can't stop you from writing about it on social media, but I CAN beg you to please, Please, PLEASE avoid any SPOILERS!!! Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫 #MayTheShushBeWithYou

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Dear @ElonMusk,

When are you going to stop dallying with Mars Rockets & Hyperloops & Electric Trucks & Brain-Computer interfaces, and turn your ample resources to developing a Warp Drive?

Sincerely,
Space Geeks of the World

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

@elonmusk Gonna get a #cybertruck and decorate it with fridge magnets

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you don’t embrace the methods, tools, & discoveries of science, your obvious next step is to dispose of your cell phone.

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

@Parkerlawyer Classy

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

To all my sweet friends who have messaged me, I am truly fine. It’s just a football game. But seriously, Epstein did NOT kill himself. Roll tide.

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

@WhoresofYore Should be “Big Booty Witches”

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

@_Llamazing @patnspankme Loudly I hope 🤞

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

@LittleMissLizz Futurama!

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

@DavidforNorCal @LittleMissLizz I was onboard til the 2nd line. That sounds like hell

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Who is that little white girl with the braids runnin' around savin' the world and whatnot I like that little white girl with the braids put her in charge of errrrrythang you go little white girl with the braids!

[Ole Miss Football @OleMissFB]

FINAL | Ole Miss hangs on to beat Southeastern Louisiana and improves to 2-1 on the season. Ole Miss benefited from a strong rushing attack led by Phillips (103 yards, TD), Ealy (95 yards, TD), and Conner (51 yards).

Ole Miss 40, SLU 29

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

@Parkerlawyer #hottytoddy

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

@Jacopo_della_Q Oh no, that’s Arrested Development

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

Why didn’t anybody tell me I could make fun of Europeans if I was only into women’s soccer.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Dear children of today: Like it or not, you’re really 90s kids.

[Jon Wallace @wallajon]

TFW you realize you’re the same age as McLovin

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 38th birthday McLovin.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

Happy Mother’s Day to all of you exhausted, under-appreciated, beautiful creatures out there!