aly

simply fuckin around

[aly @wallamoo_]

@_sorrengailll pebbled

[aly @wallamoo_]

southeast yes, florida? absolutely not

[Kay Ꙩ 🦆 @concrete_kay]

They got me 😔

[Chris DeRose (ScratchyDerose.bsky.social) @ScratchyDerose]

In a heartbeat

[Olivia @Livi_Danielle]

this humidity lately SUCKS

[Fry 🐀💀 @dread_piratefry]

I'm not paying for some facebook boomer's bad habit. you can fuck all the way off with that

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Why the fuck I gotta pay for some shit I’m not using??

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[aly @wallamoo_]

why is being properly moisturized so much work

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[☥ @rosiesrib]

obsessed with ancient egypt bc everyone wore eyeliner and u would be put to death for harming or killing a cat

[Spencer Eldridge @1Spencer__]

they gon turn magic city into a data center if you don't get up & vote

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

I never said the book is good. I said I loved it. Those two are VERY different things

[aly @wallamoo_]

@jzux sex and the city fucked me up when samantha said a birkin was only $4k

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[aly @wallamoo_]

can we stop pretending platinum blonde looks good

[sr. diego lima @SrDiegoLima]

acho que esse é o nível máximo de loiro que o cabelo alcança antes de ficar totalmente branco 😲

[aly @wallamoo_]

dream blunt rotation but i’m the blunt