NIPZ

If you're scared to take a chance, how the fuck we gon' get rich?

[NIPZ @walld53]

@ESPNPlusHelp what’s up with the audio on UFC fight night? It keeps turning up and down on its own. I have to adjust the volume during the fights

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

😂😂😂😂. Your parent company owns you because you bankrupted yourself being scumbags. And then asked your readers to buy you back and nobody donated cause nobody cares about nobodies. I may buy deadspin just to make you all my Butlers. #content https://t.co/pUiZwB4tbG

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

@ryanwhitney6 @PFTCommenter Ovi’s dog wouldn’t miss a shift

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This guy is the fucking worst. Less running. Less lying. More doing interviews with reporters who won’t ask soft ball questions https://t.co/f0rKkBWikZ

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @JustinThomas34 You're the worst. You stink. You are everything that is wrong with golf. I hope you never win a touranment again and get heckled buying groceries.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Ever heard of it #TheCorp

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is nothing short of stunning

[NIPZ @walld53]

@dominos thanks, I love when my sandwich is upside down and not put together.....

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

I love Scotch, scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

[danny woodhead @danny__woodhead]

Debut can’t come faster https://t.co/GuEfpX6XAv

[Robby Hodgkins @RHODGKIINS]

Thanks @DunkinDonuts for making sure that you wash your lemons before you put them in my beverage, unacceptable service.

[NIPZ @walld53]

@keyes617 @Patriots Correction Pats D**

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I think somebody should pick Johnny Football - he will be a star.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

We are all out of towels at rodman ford. If you don't have a towel need to find a volunteer. #OperationClownFace

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Invite must've got lost in the mail 🤷🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/cNxaPv8CuF

[Red Sox @RedSox]

* #WinDanceRepeat https://t.co/zq0LdDHsVT

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

I'm sorry Blake, this is awkward, but that's not a police car. You vaped in front of a water service vehicle.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/ecn6aVHstX

[Funniest Vines @FunniestVines]

Bruh 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀 https://t.co/BGLpVsnHnL

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Nazis aren't victims, they're Nazis https://t.co/wk0BLhbQvj