Wallgreens

This is a parody account

[Wallgreens @Wallgreenz]

As of this coming week our company will no longer be working or associated with Kanye West. This means that we are are discontinuing our Kanye shampoo, Yepoo, and our Donda themed prescription bags

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really dude? @Target

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it smells like someone shit themselves but i’m alone

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@Shmurda WHERE?!?!

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Make sure to watch the hit film District 9 this Mothers Day!

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Retweet if you want a free basketball

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I also want to thank our loyal customers @jack_lawson_ and @bananabreadbro for never giving up

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Thank you @elonmusk

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My clam hurts

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I don’t know what todo with my hands.

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All men were created equal, but then some learned how to ballroom dance

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@SpotifyCares Why is the Apple Watch now the only smart watch on the market without the ablility to play music on Spotify without your phone? Everybody wants it. If it were up to Walgreens the Apple Watch would’ve had it years ago.

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Life is too short to not dip your hard boiled eggs in mustard

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Would you ever name you’re kid?

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@LSkrrskrr K

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@jack_lawson_ I’ve got a bag of door knobs

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I have insider information on gods existence

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@outsider72683 @choppy2984 @BabySealCIubber @WWERomanReigns Papa John’s

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@choppy2984 @BabySealCIubber @WWERomanReigns You’re damn right @Target

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@WVEGNG Shit I knew we forgot to do something

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