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@ManUtd

[𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪𝕄𝕦𝕣™ @TonyMur_]

@KenyanSays Pesa itembee ground😂

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Trust me, you'll end this year happier, richer, and healthier.

[Aviator Anil Chopra @Chopsyturvey]

Shakira’s done it again…after Waka waka..!!

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

Student anatumia slasher kama kijiko kula ndio PS education alisema wa negotiate na walimu🤣

[Ian Wafula @Ian_Wafula]

Former CJ David Maraga arrested while protesting the construction of a parking lot inside the Nairobi National Park.

[𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪𝕄𝕦𝕣™ @TonyMur_]

He was breathing before he died😂

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

New reports suggest that Charlie Kirk was alive minutes before he died.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fifa Officials taking a shortcut to the Stadium cos of Traffic Jam

[𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪𝕄𝕦𝕣™ @TonyMur_]

@Kenyans Wacha tufike pale kwa World Cup. Itakuwa maajabu as 'fans' want to watch their favorite teams.

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

It’s so easy to identify someone who has never constructed a permanent house. Wekesa I can tell you for free 10000% without at least 6 million+ forget about such a house, Let’s do the maths for the structure up to plastering based on what we can see here.

1. Foundation & slab: KSh 800k–1.2M (this depends on the area it can shoot up based on topography)

2. Stones (KSh 90+ each): At least KSh 700k+

3. Cement, sand & ballast: At least KSh 800k–1.3M

4. Labour: At least Ksh 700k

5. Roof structure: KSh 400k–700k

6. Decra roofing (KSh 1,300+ per sheet): KSh 700k–1.2M

7. Doors & windows: KSh 500k–900k.

8. Plumbing & electricals (first fix): KSh 200k–500k

9. Internal & external plastering: At keast KSh 400k

Total here is: Easily KSh 5.2M+ excluding finishing!

A house of that size and finish costing KSh 3.3M is either incomplete, heavily subsidised, or key costs have been omitted. if you doubt me bring the contact details of the owner of the house we physically calculate the actual true cost of that house, my dm is open. Alternatively build the same exact house in Bungoma for Ksh 3.3m and if you do, please come for 1 million as a reward. Game on you.

[ivan @Ivan_ahecho]

Us leaving the party early so that we can go back and have sex

[KAHALA @KAHALA123Y]

At some point in life, a man loses everything. People leave. Life tests him. In that silence, he either rebuilds himself-or loses himself completely.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

CCTV footage shows several girls arranging mattresses before setting them on fire. A student (Survivor) who was trapped inside a cubicle witnessed the incident and later identified the suspects. Investigators say the victims could have escaped had the door not been locked from the outside by the arsonists.💔

[Eric @amerix]

This afternoon we are telling the government to reject the Bloody Ebola Billions.

#RejectEbolaBillions

[𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪𝕄𝕦𝕣™ @TonyMur_]

@truthsword4950 @C_NyaKundiH @tru_eastafrican Posters kama hizi bila dates ni buree useless

[Editorial @Editorial53]

Musalia Mudavadi- "Surely we cannot be so stupid to bring Ebola to Kenya".
Despite the so-called measures, isn't bringing Ebola patients to the country for quarantine bringing Ebola to Kenya? Ama Sisi ndio wendawazimu?

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Highly recommend letting people know you're capable of madness from time to time. Especially if you're a quiet, soft spoken person. Disrespect sometimes needs to be met with disrespect.. let mfers know you can go from 0-100 real quick.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The messages and calls that known sponsors of violence in 2007/8 was destroyed by Safaricom. Kenyans should not forget this.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iScienceLuvr Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard

[Mkulima Mdogo™️ @MwebiJr]

@amerix The donkey carrying everyone’s luggage still gets asked why it looks tired.

~ Arangai Proverb.

[𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪𝕄𝕦𝕣™ @TonyMur_]

@Morara__ @_CrazyNairobian @Ericmakau_ AECMWT6 odibet