Walls

Bi, More Wisdom than Intelligence, Z-List Celebrity, Obituary Bound, Almost Politician

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Capturing a South American president in a military operation sure is a weird way to say you aren't in the Epstein files.

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And then he's Achilles...

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They should've gave Icarus a 4loko

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@pixieblitzie They weren't the mana potions I was promised they were 😔

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Surely, they aren't that stupid to think it's the fault of a *checks notes* big government.

Them:

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the dentist said it'd cost 3K to extract my cracked tooth. I say that's bunk because all it took me was a 4loco, my Adderall, and a pair of sterilized needlenose pliers.

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Respectfully barking

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Delulu in the sky with diamonds 🌟

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IT'S NO LONGER SEASONAL DEPRESSION BABY, IT'S JUST DEPRESSION LET'S FUCKIN' GOOOOOOOOOO

[ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｎｉｇｈｔ @TheMidnightLA]

Welcome back…

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To be loved again

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See a friend, see a ghost.

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If 5 wealthy white dudes really wanted to drop a quarter mil to ride a sub they should've just have come to ask me fr.

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smokeshow with stars in his eyes

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It's 💅 Eve

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White women and conservabros making it a point to slam prescribed Adderall use because they took it one time at a party without being diagnosed with anything and say the entire medicine is bad. "It's being passed out like candy" sure a candy that required multiple psych consults.

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Being drunk and sad is different than being a sad drunk.

[ｔｈｅ ｍｉｄｎｉｇｈｔ @TheMidnightLA]

Excited to announce our Fall 2023 North American tour! VIP packages + ticket presale starts tomorrow, 4/12 at 10am local, and general onsale starts Friday, 4/14 at 10am local. Sign up for early access + find more info at https://t.co/LYAu4XCRoV!

Flyer by Mac Pogue @macmacmacmac

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Mmm baja blast & trazodone

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A plane just hit da Pentaquan