Jamie Weinstein

Professional Father. Amateur Chef. Practicing Musician. Aggressively Infantile.

[Jamie Weinstein @WallStPoker]

Me: I am awake and the house is asleep. How to spend this rare and precious free time?

My brain: Why don’t we obsessively hone and craft the wording and delivery of what will end up being a mediocre dick joke?

Me: Perfect

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@karol

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@ckbwop If you lose your bankroll by flopping quads and someone beating you going perfect/perfect, the last thing you have time for is a machine asking for money just to let you leave.

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@karol Of all the wrong opinions you’ve had, and they are legion, this is the wrongest

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@karol Tucker Carlson took the shitty side on something? Well aren’t you Nostra-fucking-Damus!

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@NickJFreitas @karol What’s a grooming gang? Because I’m imagining a gaggle of stylists who force you into a barber chair while they simultaneously give you a haircut, a manicure, a pedicure, and a facial.

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@carol_be_mommin @CalltoActivism Precisely. He has poor vision, common for people his age, and he refuses to wear glasses because he thinks glasses make you look weak.

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@zabackj No one ever wins a fight with their wife. It’s just a question of when the penalty kicks in.

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@karol @KirFlem Canyon of Heroes parade? Why not just go to Times Square on New Year’s Eve while we’re at it?

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@karol @MeghanMcCain I was already in college in the 90’s but personal computers, Video rentals, gameboys, and PlayStation consoles were definitely things back then. My main motivation to go outside was to try to get laid.

I was outside a lot as you can imagine.

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@karol I don’t see your point at all. They share a checking account (we’re only assuming she draws from it) and occasionally she spends her money donating to his campaign. Do we even know the amounts?

Where is the scandal?

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@karol Oh yeah, the donations he gets from his mom are the thing you’re complaining about.

You think he’s funneling money to his campaign through his mom in a personal shared checking account when it’s perfectly legal to donate to your own campaign?

🙄

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@derekahunter @karol I’m not saying we won the war on poverty or anything, or that we got the best results for our money, but we definitely have done more than “haven’t made a dent in any of it”. The living standard of poor people today is light years ahead of what it was fifty years ago.

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@mariana057 That’s 30 bucks of fun

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@karol @NoahKahan Henry Ford revolutionized the automobile and changed modern society in ways we are still discovering.

Do I have to like him too?

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@zabackj You’re wrong.

We spent $100 Billion AND the cost of replenishing our armament stocks.

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@insanemrktplace Marvin could not be reached for comment

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@karol Years ago (pre-children) I wandered the US on a quest to play poker in every legal card room in America. I made it to about 400 rooms, short of my goal, but what stayed with me about these trips was not the poker. What stayed was the incredible Americana along the way.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

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@zabackj You believe in tipping 40%?