Semper Brewsus ✝️🇺🇸🍻🏃🏻

Follower of Christ, husband, father, 5th grade teacher, former Marine, avid runner, hazy IPA lover, worship leader (sort of)

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Being saved by grace is pretty sweet!

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@hwinkler4real Fish on! Wow

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@TrumpGirlLove Hippos?

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@EODHappyCaptain Gotta be watermelon, right!

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@lady_valor_07 My Way, Sinatra

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@nicksortor Intellectually vapid, mentally ill , you name it.

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@dodgernate You're clearly doing something wrong if Ohtani is showing visible frustration with you.

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@TheCinesthetic I’m ashamed to say that I just watched it for the first time a couple of weeks ago. It was outstanding. And they sail off looking for the ship?? Yes, a sequel was tailor made.

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@SGTWipper1Each Roger that

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@ClayTravis Fetterman would make a GREAT Sgt. Hulka!!!

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@45PedroMartinez Team A is on the DL!

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@lady_valor_07 Interstellar for me. It bores me to death.

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@JustineBateman @ChrisKindaReads Yes! It’s fantastic. I read it for the first time myself a few years ago. I need to read it again.

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@jpalmiotti I couldn’t agree more! I never understood the hate. It obviously doesn’t take itself seriously. It’s a romp, and it’s imminently rewatchable.

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@Variety I’ll take Things Nate Bargatze Fans Don’t Care About for $1,000 please, Alex.

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@ClownWorld Reason

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@kevin_nealon Speaking of motion picture films, what’s your favorite movie?

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@SGTWipper1Each Ground radio repairman

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GOAT!

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I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

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@DodgersNation Seems the same every year. Doc will be heading to the storeroom for extra smoke, mirrors, and duct tape.

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@adamcarolla Democrats never seem to want to innovate or create jobs. Most just want to spend someone else’s money.