Whirl (Parody)

Independent researcher modeling cross-scale energy flow, entropy contraction, and structural stability in complex systems. contact: [email protected]

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

Generated with @grok imagine that a girl?

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Fedex Delivery 1pm-6pm today
Delivered 6:37PM

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

President Donald J. Trump announces the next step in the administration’s successful war on crime: the Department of Justice’s Model Cities Initiative, designed to slash violent crime and RESTORE LAW AND ORDER in major cities across America. 🇺🇸

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump: China'S Xi looks up to America

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

Islam is the religion of fighting fire with fire christianity fire with water Buddhism let the fire burn

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

I have Buddha, Anubis, Zues, Hercules, and Allah behind me too

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

I have the charisma of Jesus. I can’t be stopped

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

If I slip Into to a trance and I transcend time will you be waiting for me on the other side?

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

They fear me running for mayor somewhere that’s why they had to target and smear me lol I can’t be controlled fuck your narrative shove it up your ass

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

I don’t know about you but I’m a god trapped in a human body. I thought we all were? You didn’t get the memo?

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

@GovPritzker

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

Working is like music chairs. We are only human thus we are imperfect and naturally accident prone. You don’t have to fake an injury at your job you don’t have to intentionally have an accident at work to force a settlement. You just have to work. Work hard. Work diligently.

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

The system plays you like it’s so improbable but it’s just a game of musical chairs, that’s all working is

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

I’m optimistic because my blood type is b positive or my blood type is b positive because I’m optimistic?

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

Dont*

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

If my package is delayed I don’t want to see anyone praising ai if ai isn’t hand delivering packages I really down care

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

Spiritual warfare lol like wtf

[Whirl (Parody) @wallyhighroller]

Unlimited phone data was how they got us. There’s no such thing. We turn a blind eye to that, now we’re paying for subscriptions by the month instead of clocking in and out of the subscription like we do at 9-5s

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Every few months, Congress quietly passes another short-term extension of warrantless surveillance authority, hoping you are not paying attention. I am not letting that slide.

My Fourth Amendment Restoration and Protection Act ends warrantless spying on Americans for good. It blocks the government from using secret FISA courts to target U.S. citizens. It stops agencies from searching your data without a warrant.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump reportedly said about Netanyahu, per Axios:

"You're fucking crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this."