Matt Walford

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

Arrrrr! @ramshacklerally Massive thanks from s.s. venus & her crew! Fantastic trip full of laughs & amazing memories with some great people!

[Evelyn Star @SPBslinky]

@stephenfry There's a new sub on the menu at subways. The Suarez sizzler, a meaty shoulder of lamb on a hearty italian.

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Obi-wan said: if you strike me down Vader, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. But he didn't, did he? Bluffer prick.

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

Oooooo got to go watch more womens football!! Still dirty fowlers though!! #witnessthefitness #WomensEuros2013

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

Walking around the house #naked because no one is in the house. #standard #modelpose #biglove

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

@Beckywardy yeah whatever, that's not what I heard!!!

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

@Beckywardy yeah twice!!!

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

#verdasco the world was a mess but his hair was perfect #rakes

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

#delpotro #ferrer #wimbledon #awesometennis !!!!!!!!!!!! Come on del potro!!!!!!!!

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

@Lauren_parker5 go for all three. Banana aubergine and sweetcorn. Don't know how big it is but you can try #foodlove

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

@Lauren_parker5 go swivvell on a cucumber #biglove

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

#dontdohashtagsonfacebook @Beckywardy

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

This is THE shit! @TheGimpGeneral

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

#hmvlove

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

#LiannelaHavas #greattits

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

Gasquet out!! Another big name gone! Crazy#Wimbledon13

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

Oh twitter I've missed you. Where's all the chicks at???? :-)

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

Almost jizzed my pants upon discovering a box of golden grahams in the cupboard!!!

[Matt Walford @wallymatt63]

RT @example Set my alarm for 6am to watch Team GB walk out. Goodnight. Enjoy