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@AntiLeftMemes The Original Karen

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@ribzoftiktok New brisket recipe:
Get one 20 lb brisket. Cover with brisket rub. Smoke for 72 hours. Remove from smoker and carve standing in a pool.
Submerge brisket in pool for 4 hours to rehydrate.
Serve with lots of pool water. Chlorine tenderizes the meat.

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@GrowSmarter_x @GraceGym_ My good sense.

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@dagenmcdowell @FedEx New FedEx slogan. “FedEx, when you absolutely positively have no idea when your package will arrive.”

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@unlimited_ls Just lost all respect for you Portnoy. Maybe you should stick to pizza reviews.

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@GoHeels @TheRamsClub @UNCFootball Will “Game Ball” Bill be there?

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@vileTexan Thanks for the compliment. I am humbled.

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@KevinSmith8293 @KirkHerbstreit BTW. With that awesome defense from the TCU game, directed by Steve “Coach in Waiting” B, UNC should look awesome when Daddy Bill retires.

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@KevinSmith8293 @KirkHerbstreit Enjoy your season with Chapel Bill and “Gold Digger Jewelry” Jordan. I’m sure ESPN has Carolina in their Playoff Bracket already.

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@UNCBarstool How about some “Gold Digger” jewelry to ease your pain?

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@CollinRugg Wearing the standard issue thick black frame “screaming liberal” glasses like Rachel Maddow, Mark Cuban, etc.

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@mtaibbi What does the MS mean? Moronically Stupid?

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@j_fishback @pulte She invented time travel so she could actually be in two places at the same time.

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@WallStreetApes Now do mortgages

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@elonmusk What is your solution, that will actually get passed into law?

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@matt_vanswol They will all be gone by 4:00. Gotta catch the “early bird” specials at Cracker Barrel.

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@garyblack00 Often quoted “Tesla Bull” Gary Black, who owns no shares of Tesla, predicts the future again. “Golf clap” for you.

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@RadioGenoa “Heartburn & Explosive Diarrhea” on white bread.

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@elonmusk What did you accomplish yesterday, other than destroying a ton of value for us Tesla investors?