murphy

conway twittys 4th cousin

[murphy @walmartsangel]

Doing shrooms and seeing tits by their intended purpose for the rest of their life like really respecting the fuck out of boobs

[murphy @walmartsangel]

That white boy who don’t play about being a cuddle bug

[murphy @walmartsangel]

Bro i find the weirdest shit on spotify stg..

[murphy @walmartsangel]

I like deleting twitter for 3 months everytime a tweet blows up

[murphy @walmartsangel]

Wojak potential

[murphy @walmartsangel]

Looking to sublet my 3 little houses for 3 little critters who can play play play

[murphy @walmartsangel]

feeling very freelee the banana girl this morning

[murphy @walmartsangel]

Love is reimbursable i think a lot of you are just pussies

[henlen kelvin @KelvinHenlen]

HELLO EVERYONE MY NAME IS ROSE, I AM FROM GERMANY, I GOT HELP FROM DR. LARRY WITH HIS HERBAL CURE TO GET PREGNANT. https://t.co/Ur0j0Pu72v

[murphy @walmartsangel]

keep jesus in christmas

[murphy @walmartsangel]

any mention of chicken joe being your spirit animal and i’m completely dried up

[murphy @walmartsangel]

#prudewave

[murphy @walmartsangel]

no shame in using the universal eating pussy symbol in public any chance i get to any person who’s eyes wander even slightly in my direction

[murphy @walmartsangel]

@grantcnyn 3

[murphy @walmartsangel]

@dickwarlockfan @NataliaNatashaN for real

[murphy @walmartsangel]

big guy comes into my starbucks for 3-6 hours everyday and holds a cigar in his mouth while he works

[murphy @walmartsangel]

this was posted out of admiration.

[murphy @walmartsangel]

@SummerSalts i know baby girl

[murphy @walmartsangel]

@GutsLivingdeath @asvvsasv1 @NataliaNatashaN you literally retweeted the photo

[murphy @walmartsangel]

@rottinginheaven sly dog