chuni

[chuni @waloseansampo]

how did I do?

[glorp @glorpcatcoin]

>blenderizes you
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

what the glorp was his problem?

[TJ🌨️ Fire Michael Waldron from Nova!!! 🧸 @celestialdevils]

victorious transitions:

[NYMNESIS 🦊☀️ | PROJECT AURA @NYMNESIS_]

Most normal savage omega fight LMAOOO

[⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ @sumitomedia]

Regular back:
- cringe
- hurts all the time
- bones for some reason

Backstreet's back:
- alright

[wonder. @godsandmortaIs]

THIS FMUUU

[johann @trackinterlude]

him: whose pussy is this

me: which admin? katipunan, malolos, commonwealth, o republika?

[s @dawn_selene]

As someone who is a soft hearted girl na malibog 24/7, I realized na hindi ko kaya makipag hookups kung kani-kanino dahil I want my man na ako lang kinakantot nya.

[ؘ @woIfgsng]

#LIKED

[かぴやまかぴこ @kapiyamakapiko]

もにもにもに……

[b💋 @littlehoneybri]

Hotel room sex hits different

[kayo @thesuperkayow]

Horror movie recommendations

[lian @liansiian]

feel ko talaga huwag tayong pumasok bukas eh. kasi parang yung monday para siyang illuminati. kasi kung babaliktarin mo, day tas ibig sabihin daymon= demon. parang nakakatakot pumasok lalo na kapag iisipin mo daymon tapos kung bibilangin mo yung letters ng monday, m+o+n+d+a+y=6

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

that guy who died from the penis enlargement. in Heaven does he have his original small penis or does he take the enhanced penis with him

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

He knew he was about to eat down

[ToffToffToff33✨️ @onedustyCricket]

13 years have been taken off my life.

[kuber @qubercolosis]

taking a condom off mid sex and putting a new one on like an f1 driver changing tyres during a pit stop

[🌗🌘🌑Romantic Nerd🌒🌓🌔 @Xavier_ThatsAll]

I’m sorry to my future partner,
but I suck dick for my OWN pleasure.😈👅💦

[rugsoda @nellaf]

https://t.co/3nv7ofE3uH