Walt Knowles

I am a rapacious capitalist trapped in a militant eco-warrior's skin. I adore panpipes. I also adore trousers.

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Got my trousers on, ready for a big night.

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

It's only Knowles, And Knowles is all I have, to take your Knowles away

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

@RossMatthewman7 puts live terrapins in his trouser draw

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Pants on @SuperFurryBrad #actiontime #gropethatbadger

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

TERRANCE RETURN MY TURTLE

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Have hacked @LiamjwilsonLiam's ICloud account. Have strategically placed photos of my gentals. @RossMatthewman7 would be proud. #sneakyknowles

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

And did you play them all night long?

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Have you got my panpipes @GaryLineker?

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

What is everyone's favourite nursery rhyme? Mine is Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Knowles. Under appreciated in the genre. #britawardwinner #oscarnomination #wankyflutesolo

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Get your socks on @lighthousefamly, you’ve pulled.

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Rumours circulating that @Lorna_M_Culpin is trying to gain citizenship to Uzbekistan. She does not know that only Walt Knowles grants Uzbekivisas and entry is via winning Knowles House Party

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Rumours circulating that @Lorna_M_Culpin is trying to gain citizenship to Uzbekistan. She does not know that only Walt Knowles grants Uzbekivisas and entry is via winning Knowles House Party

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Do you know @SimonMatthewman?

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Where is the glorious mango? Where does it live and who caresses it to sleep? #questiontimewithknowles #whatsinyourbag

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Where is the glorious mango? Where does it live and who caresses it to sleep? #questiontimewithknowles #whatsinyourbag

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Shake your tail feathers. Today is The Day. The Big Day. The Head Honcho of days. The Krypton Factor of Celebratory Sessions. Walt Knowles will proceed with spunk and parsley, as always.

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Walt Knowles would make a superb leader in our times of Coronocrisis! First pledge is to redistribute plantpots from Swindon to Macclesfield and sterilise the raccoon population

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I have launched my new series of kids books. The hero is Tickle Me Tony. A man of integrity that enjoys a fine cigar, a game of mousetrap and nipple tassles. Character based on @RossMatthewman7

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I only wish to hear Ocean Drive. Repeatedly. On loop.

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@davidmc_ @WestMidsPCC The Egyptian cotton in the Commissioner’s trousers. Very fine and not cheap.

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And a prize-winning eunuch #noballsbelow

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Walt Knowles bows to no man, aside from Xavier who works in Banbury Morrisons. He's a man mountain and a fantastic harpist.

[Walt Knowles @walt_knowles]

Walt Knowles bows to no man, aside from Xavier who works in Banbury Morrisons. He's a man mountain and a fantastic harpist.