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[cal @waltdr1zzy]

@ChrisOutta @tiredskittles The thing is though, I would look good for you, if we were going on a date or leaving the house. We should be allowed to relax in our own homes.

[doll 🐾 @ihrtvann]

not now daddy, princess is about to kill herself

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I cannot remind Americans about this enough, you had a revolution because you didn't want to pay Tariffs on Tea.

[Kasimir @kaschronicle]

Roommate’s ex majored in philosophy and is now a train driver. I said “you’re uniquely prepared for a situation where there are five people on one track and one person on another” and he politely chuckled. I’m unappreciated in my time.

[cal @waltdr1zzy]

@The_Boulder17 @CupPump Must see

[ray⋆｡⁷♚ @rayshonest]

we. are. losing. recipes. i just want:

not a workplace sitcom. not a family sitcom. and not a college or school sitcom. please, a full unadulterated quintessential friendship sitcom with some good episodes and good chemistry i neeeeed it nowwwwwwWWW. WE USED TO BE A COUNTRY.

[jenna is meeting dnp⋆⭒˚.⋆ ˙⟡ @ranchm3taphor]

i think one of the main reasons i’m so shocked when younger kids dont know about one direction is the fact that i knew who the backstreet boys and nsync were when i was their age. we don’t culture kids like we used to

[k @satellitecherry]

when i said timothee chalamet is the next leonardo dicaprio i didnt mean i wanted him to be snubbed repeatedly while having an insane filmography but here we are

[trash jones @jzux]

did you guys hear about this

[Yung Chente🌩️🇲🇽 (birthday era) @yungchente97]

we’re supposed to sympathize with this THUG™️????

[NLE THE GREAT @nlethegreat1]

I’m a Scorpio

[é 🦂 @versacerik]

you gotta hold me extra tight at night cause i’ll get up and go to the afters

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

all 3 New Girl men are exactly how their characters would be as dads😭😭😭

max (schmidt) is doing tiktok dances and going to concerts with his daughter, jake (nick) is raising bugs with his son to feed a lizard, & lamorne (winston) is getting roasted for crying by his daughter

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Maybe God will stop sending me ain’t shit nggas if I send one BACK to him

[Trader Tony @trader_tony_]

Killing myself in front of them and changing the trajectory of their lives forever

[t🐻‍❄️ @amifuckingfr]

God the men you sent to earth are crying after they get slapped for cheating

[tiddy cent. @starcades]

balding but not ready for a serious relationship is wild