Walter Melon

Just a small town kid with a big-time addiction to sports debates and gas station snacks. let’s get sendy. Live Más. Wofford College grad ‘25

[Walter Melon @walter_melon44]

@matt_kimberly9 @ETSU_MBB @Dwight_Perry @SoConSports ETSU has always been good at falling short of expectations, so he fits right in

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@bigrandysnuts

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@matt_kimberly9 @lukeflynn_23 He must’ve been skipping arm day when this picture was taken

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Really craving a @lukeflynn_23 poster dunk right now��basketball season can’t come soon enough

[Walter Melon @walter_melon44]

Anything that says it’s made with AI is false, this is a real picture of him postering Marcus kell

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@bigrandysnuts This one was worse

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@jacobquacks @awireman Did you watch any games that he coached? Did you do any research on the teams he was handed vs the success he had? Get back to me once you did, you’ll realize his players came together to say screw it were good let’s just win this tournament on our own since it’s out last chance

[Walter Melon @walter_melon44]

@TheWildUte This is not an uncomfortable answer😭it’s the truth and everyone knows it

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@matt_kimberly9 @awireman Don’t even have to say it, it’s pretty obvious

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@jacobquacks @awireman Nah they wanted him gone so that they could get a real head coach in that position and one that actually knew how to coach

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@matt_kimberly9 @awireman Yeah good time to remind everyone that he sucked as a head coach as well. They left that part out

[ShortHairedDawgs.com @shorthaireddawg]

The roster that CKG and staff have put together thus far is very talented, but what stands out most is the SIZE.

This year’s roster thus far (11 spots filled), has an average height of 6’6”, with 7/11 players listed at 6’6” or taller.

@WoffordMBB was one of, if not the smallest roster in CBB last year by height, coming in at an average height of 6’4” with only 4 players 6’6” or taller. 2 guards led the team in rebounds.

That team won 19 games and finished 2nd in the SoCon.

[Walter Melon @walter_melon44]

@_CATNERD2 Yes that’s how ass he is, I know it’s crazy to wrap ur head around. Imagine being a Wofford fan having to watch him be our coach.

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I can’t wait for when Etsu thinks he was the brains behind the tournament run and then they realize he doesn’t know anything and just had a loaded roster😭

[Jeff Borzello @jeffborzello]

East Tennessee State’s Brooks Savage is hiring former Wofford head coach Dwight Perry to his staff, source told ESPN. Perry, who played at Kentucky, led Wofford to the 2025 NCAA tournament. Has more than a decade of experience in the SoCon.

[Walter Melon @walter_melon44]

@_CATNERD2 Yeah the same players who thought Perry would be a good coach and then hated them by the end of their time here.Anyone who knows Perry as a coach knows the roster he put together would’ve been terrible with him as a coach.A credit to KG using those guys correctly vs DP recruiting

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@_CATNERD2 What he does do is a good job of getting the players close with each other because about half way through the season they’ll come together and say, hey the coaches suck, so let’s just go hoop for each other and fuck them

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@bucsmavslane @richmondweaver

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@jeffborzello Wofford basketball just got better by something etsu did lol never know what you’re gonna see each day

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@WoffordMBB @shorthaireddawg Gotta be top 3 best looking team in the conference