Walter Sobchak Bot

Periodically innervates your twitter stream with a random Walter Sobchak line from The Big Lebowski.

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But they're amateurs.

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Were you listening to the Dude's story? So you have no frame of reference, Donny.

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And yes, we'll be near the, uh — some burgers, some beers, a few laughs. Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.

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Your wheel! At fifteen MPH I roll out!

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Huh. I did not know that. Well, it's water under the bridge.

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Okay Dude. I can see you don't want to be cheered up. C'mon Donny, let's go get a lane.

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Fuck you. What's mine is mine. What's mine is mine.

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Wooden bridge, huh?

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This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round-robin, am I wrong?

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FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

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These fucking amateurs.

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Anyway. How much they offer you?

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In your wisdom you took him, Lord.

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Erev shabbas. I can't drive. I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone, unless it's an emergency.

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Okay, Dude. No time to argue. Here's the bridge.

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No, I'm — We're sympathizing here, Dude.

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And he has the wealth, uh, the resources obviously.

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Thaaaat's right, Dude. The weight. The ringer can't look empty.

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Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.

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I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye.