bhad bhrendan

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

Yea I was in the UFC (university of farting children)

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

Based on what? The size of the TVs? Who gives a fuck we’re all slaves.

[Investment Wisdom @InvestingCanons]

Warren Buffett: “The bottom 2% in terms of income in the United States, the bottom 5%, and for sure the top 1% all live better than John D. Rockefeller was living when I was 6 years old.”

“John D. Rockefeller was the richest man in the world and, today, you can get better medicine, better education, better entertainment, better transportation. You can do everything better than he could.”

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

@benaveryisgood As you go up in latitude, incidence of autoimmune disorders go up as the sun gets weaker and people spend less time outdoors, now more than ever. Likewise, incidence of autoimmunity steeply drops off in the tropics. You need unfiltered sunlight (especially morning and evening)

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

@benaveryisgood Hey ben, not sure if you’ll see this but the solution is a correction of your light environment, aka more sunlight and less artificial light, specifically blue lit screens. A misaligned circadian rhythm alters the expression of genes in a maladaptive way, causing autoimmunities

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

Levitating son or telekinesis daughter?

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

What if at church when you’re supposed to be eating the body of christ they gave you different food for different body parts and for the foreskin they gave out a piece of calamari

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

Ummm cultural appropriation much? @Skippy

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

*Rodney dangerfield voice*

I can’t keep up with the lingo! I’m over here thinking a photo dump was a selfie while you’re takin a shit!

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

Just saw bohemian rhapsody and by golly that bloodthirsty child molester can direct a movie

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

Haven’t been on linkedin in 5 years but based on my email notifications I’ve gotta be like the most connected guy in India by now

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

You ever yawn and then turn around and see someone in the exact same part of the yawn as you? What the fuck is that?

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

@GarryPNolan @uapresearch97 Thoughts?

https://t.co/G2Tqf8mlKo

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

I know this cant be right but every time I imagine melania’s voice it’s dr nick from the simpsons

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

So annoying that they verify your email in real time now so you cant put in [email protected] anymore

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

Ill settle for a president that runs solely on reinstating the dislike counter on youtube

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

*automated tik tok voice*
I took my experimental submarine to see the wreckage of the titanic

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

She’s a 10 but she says “hey party people!”

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

Why is rock the casbah playing in every establishment ever all the time

[bhad bhrendan @waltercrunkite_]

Software-as-a-service is complete bullshit. Has that been said before? So I pay you every month so an automated computer program runs? Get fucked.