Walter Matthau

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

sorry, been out firebombing teslas

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

I'm alive!

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

@gntlyfallngsnow ...you and the IRS.

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

@gntlyfallngsnow I always catch the bigger fish. Mr. Limpet says hi. #IrishIWasAFish

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

have you seen my eggs? #HappyEaster #Easter

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

@Dene71 lies!

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

I always had a great memory. Always remembered to forget Mondays.

[Itum Films @ItumFilms]

Gozad de un impecable @WalterFMatthau y de la perfecta ambientación creada por Polanski. Pues ala, a quemar el viernes!!!

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

@bordrlinelauren farts

[Larry Imboden @LarryJoe88]

@WalterFMatthau Hello Walter! Hope you're doing well in heaven. Your movies still make me laugh my butt off down here on earth. 😁

[Jonathan @Its_StoopFell]

"We are out of cornflakes. F.U." @WalterFMatthau

[Charlie Matthau @CharlieMatthau]

Ash and I are very sad about Mary O'Connor's passing. One of the nicest ladies I've ever met.

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

acting is like riding a bike. Sometimes you hit a curb and rack yourself.

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

Elvis was an instinctive actor. He was very elegant, and refined, and sophisticated.

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

I know him. He's too nervous to kill himself. Wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

what's your favorite #MatthauMovie?

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

A lot of parts I wanted they gave to Robert Redford.

[Walter Matthau @WalterFMatthau]

I like my coffee like I like my women, strong, black, and with two Splendas.