Walter Green

ask me about the world's greatest cookbook

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

If your friend asks you to get lunch

Say one thing:

Sure, who am I to turn down a free lunch.

This plants in their mind that THEY will pay for your lunch. Not you.

Follow for more

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

If your friend asks you to get lunch

Say one thing:

Sure, who am I to turn down a free lunch.

This plants in their mind that THEY will pay for your lunch. Not you.

Follow for more

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

@abdashsoul I'm sorry I just wanted to post a little bit

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

wouldn't it have been cool if at the end of the bear he joined the bon appetit test kitchen

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

you ate a shaushage and then you came to talk to the boss

[Grove Atlantic @groveatlantic]

FRIENDS HELPING FRIENDS by @pdchoffman is coming out next week (3/18)! Mark your calendars and pre-order now 🤝

https://t.co/opdjmMc75H

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

My grandmother lost her glasses while making banana bread. I told her that what she made doesn't even look like banana bread. She said it didn't matter... that I could still get a couple favs out of the whole strange ordeal. I love her

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

these need to happen! @USPS https://t.co/3JOpghc5aB

[Jerry Saltz @jerrysaltz]

“A Tribute to Jason Polan, New York’s Resident Illustrator. A Draftsman of Modern Life.” https://t.co/3ezGTV0YZ9

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

One of the many things I loved about Jason was his ongoing feud with the Wendy's social media team.

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

kudos to the sonic team for their effort on getting the little blue guy right... still not perfect. should look more like this

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

@polan @julieklausner

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

damn ok now I know why 2018 was fucked up

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

Gordon Ramsay, master of disguise

[Walter Green @waltergreens]

it's crazy that I know how to spell "LaBeouf" and not "camoflauge"

[Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch]

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[Walter Green @waltergreens]

it's like I always say: another day, another dollar. I only get paid one dollar per day!

[K.E.A @Stargazer_KEA]

Ang Lee meeting Ingmar Bergman in 2006.