Walter Mitty

Winner of the 2013 Nobel Prize for lifetime achievements in narcissism. Practicing homosexual. Attentive, doting, though sometimes irritated, father of Chloe.

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@jared_shult Some abs, 2 pecs, 3 brain cells. Forgot the turtle doves part.

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@BlitzBuzzX Did that fan do a bump on video?

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@fourlokokingg I don't see old school Armani pour homme or Fahrenheit. These days I'm into ouds by Montale, Creed Spice & Wood, and Guerlain Vetiver. Do I see a Pengaligon at the back?

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@BillAckman @DavidSacks Your boy is going to let them do exactly that.

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@BillAckman @ZelenskyyUa @Ukraine @realDonaldTrump You're such a shill.

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@IvankaTrump Turquoise...you know, because she's such a promoter of Native Americans....

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@nickypoo_MO You're an awful and low-value human for associating an honorable public servant with your trash.

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@iEdge2CopChases @PicturesFoIder Not funny

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@PicturesFoIder Well-documented. They were very good friends.

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@realDonaldTrump Says the guy that rapes women and fucks pornstars while their wife is pregnant.

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@DiamondandSilk Oh, and the "NAW". Classy.

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@DiamondandSilk The typos in this message many things clear. Ivanka had nothing to do with this post, and the person who wrote it suffers from poor intelligence and/or is illiterate...formal versus former? Poor aptitude, poor intelligence, poor choices for President.

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@BillAckman @elonmusk Nothing is fixed.

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@herotimeszero Loose atoms

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@herotimeszero Humid air

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@herotimeszero Water

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@herotimeszero Wet paste

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@MeghanMcCain I agree! I also hope I never hear from you again.

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@KeneAkers Enabling more violence.

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@kairyssdal I mean why not? The guy looks like the love child of Satan and Paul Lynde. Seems fitting.