Addy Walters

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

@3rdHourTODAY I see your 2 Grease costumes and raise you 2 more Grease costumes. No, that’s not a real cigarette.

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

When you successfully clip your baby’s nails after a glass of wine #momlife #twins #girlpower

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

I’m not the type of mom that gets in to this organically grown cotton stuff, but damn these baby jammies are soft #momlife #pajamas #twins

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

When my baby pukes in my cleavage and I don’t realize it till the next morning #momlife #twins #NoSleep #illmissthisoneday

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

A friend told her son that a monster lives in his nose and if he picks it, the monster would bite his finger off. My friend’s husband is actually missing a finger. “Look what happened to daddy,” she says when her son starts to catch on. #MyWeirdSuperstition

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

Do salons require more circuit breakers than your average facility? The number of a hair dryers running simultaneously is impressive. #electricity #salontalk #hair #blowdry

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

Independence is the goal #parenting #momlife #twins #8weeksold #girlpower

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

We think toddlers are a-holes when they dont comprehend and act accordingly to the phrase- the world doesnt revolve around you. They spent 9 mos as a fetus and 2ish years as infants being catered to. The world revolving around them is all theyve ever known. #momlife #parenting

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

Team parents vs. team twins. #itson #touche #momlife #twins

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

My husband- this milk tastes nutty. Me- that’s because it’s made out of almonds. #foodie #Silk #Almondmilk #refinedpalate

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

The only plausible explanation is that my 7 week old daughter has #FOMO #twins #momlife #NoSleep

[Addy Walters @walters_addy]

While pondering the interpretation of the phrase, “youth is wasted on the young,” I came to the conclusion that no one would want to raise twins or start their career at age seventy... so I call BS. #twins #career #momlife #youth #old