The Ghost of Walter Gabriel

Oi use ter be on #TheArchers yer know. An oi ad a elephant.

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Afore Oi goes back ter me eternal rest again, me ole pals me ole beauties, a reminder that Oi, Walter Gabriel, were saying "DOH!" long afore that Homer Simpleton were ever thought on.
Oi'd sue im, if ee were real, and if Oi weren't dead. #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Oi'm still 'ere, me ole pal me ole beauty! #TheArchers #AmbridgeGhosts
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[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Oi as bin a ex resident of Abridge fer a sight longer than 15 years.
"Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary" #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Even me or moi Nelson ain't never knocked out a vicar. #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Hello, Peg, me ole pal me ole beauty! Praps Mrs P'll be so glad to see er little girl again she'll stop spectrally 'andbagin me fer a bit. #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

@SidPerksGhost Oi dain't expect to foind you was still dead after all this toime.

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

The real prophet of Ambridge were me!

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Week after nex: Jeremy Clarkson retoires to Ambridge. Two days later alf #thearchers is killed in a car crash.

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

A stirring up the past be roight dangerous with all us spectral entimitities what aunts Ambridge at the best of toimes. If this do carry on, they moight even wake @TheHobhound, an then they'll be sorry. #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Hello there me ole pals me ole beauties! Oi'm a manifesting meself back from retoirementation acoz it ave come to moi notice that someone as bin a misrepresentin me on @BBCRadio4 this afternoon. O ever ee were, Ee daint speak the King's English like what Oi allus ave. #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Oi never ad no problem with moi Oxford Unimiversity tutorial group. #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

@BatesLine ello there, me ole pal, me ole beauty!

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Things in Ambridge seems a lot noicer than last toime Oi were a 'auntin it. Not so many orrible appenins. Oi moight jus stop aroud fer a bit and see what appens. #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Ello there me ole pals, me ole beauties! Oi as woke up frum moi undeadness again to 'aunt that there Nudine Doris until she stops what she de a doin to our BBC, an Oi invokes all them other #AmbridgeUndead an all you live uns to elp. #SaveOurBBC #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

When oi made some suggestions about what us could do on Valentoines Day, Mrs P hit me with er 'andbag. #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

@audm Ello Audrey, me ole pal me ole beauty. I wuz troin ter rouse me ole pal @TheHobhound ter manifest imself in er direction, but it seems she already as another #Bigdog 'auntin er.

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

Ello there me ole pals, me ole beauties! Oi as woke up frum moi undeadness again to 'aunt that there Nudine Doris until she stops what she de a doin to our BBC, an Oi invokes all them other #AmbridgeUndead an all you live uns to elp. #SaveOurBBC #TheArchers

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

@goddesspamela @Waltersghost1 @LumpyLouish @leftsideCHAT Don't you worry me ole pal me ole beauty. Oi's just a bit Late.

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

#thearchers just isn't fun, or funny, any more.

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

#thearchers was once a pleasure - sometimes sad, occasionally exciting, but now it's just a turgid stream of prurient sensationalism.

[The Ghost of Walter Gabriel @WaltersGhost]

So, as one of the great characters of my childhood used to say: Good noight me ole pals, me ole beauties.