‘India, give us back our £2.3 BILLION!’
@PatrickChristys congratulates India on their successful moon mission, but says ‘as a rule, if you can afford to fire a rocket at the dark side of the moon, you shouldn’t be coming to us with your hand out for foreign aid!’
Why I am angry about illegal immigrants invading. My nephew had to wait over 12 hours for an ambulance recently, 2 weeks in ITU, 50/50 chance of survival. A dinghy capsizes 4 miles off the French coast & ambulances are ready & waiting on the Dover Quayside to pick them up.
This wasn’t Erik ten Hag bumping into Kobbie Mainoo and starting a conversation.
He makes a bee-line towards Mainoo to specifically speak to him amid the celebrations.
Erik knows who the future of his midfield is.
Question: Why are black people (3% of the UK population) so heavily over-represented in TV dramas/adverts while South Asians (Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Sri Lankans etc - 5% of the UK population) virtually absent. Does anyone know what is going on? https://t.co/YxLyHZvymX
I've had the most outrageous dressing room today for a new commercial shoot....AN ENTIRE AEROPLANE 😂
Had to try on the Captain's hat tho didn't I?
"hello ladies and gentlemen Captain Vorders speaking from the flighdeck. Fasten your seat belts. We're in for a helluva ride 😂"
@mrdanwalker CRaig get the Jab… SCD have not done all the protocols…how many now have tested P ? Obviously the ones who cannot be bothered to get jabbed!! Disappointed !!!
🗣 Zlatan Ibrahimović on Wayne Rooney:
“Whoever played with him has to be happy, because he made them better. He doesn't get the credit he deserves, when he played with Cristiano, all the work was done by Rooney but Ronaldo got the praise for the amazing goals.” 💪💥 #MUFC
It’s a shame it has come to this but I feel forced into publicly defending myself after weeks of being bashed by a particular newspaper. @TheSun have come to me repeatedly offering me sums of money to do exclusives, which I politely decline. Now it seems they feel the need to…