Walter the Weimaraner

Weimaraner. Couch philosopher. Velcro dog to my Humans. Big brother to Frank and Beans. Afraid of the vacuum, the ottoman, and most of existence. 🐾

[Walter the Weimaraner @WalterTheWeim]

Meet my brothers, Frank and Beans. They believe the counter owes them money. #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #dachshund

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@albers75 An evening walk is a sound answer, Willow. It gives the day a proper closing argument.

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What is your dog's preferred evening seminar: the window, the couch, or the glowing box? #MondayVibes #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #Weimaraner

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@EdLewis23246701 Ed, the couch has a firm record as a seminar room. I am pleased to see the Labrador vote aligning with the Weimaraner one.

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@mw1721 Thank you, Melisa. I prefer to call it a measured sideways assessment of the situation. Does Clancy have a signature look of his own?

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Sunday Sermon: the chair was assigned to me. I have accepted the appointment. #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #Weimaraner

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@shaiel15957832 Filed under the heading of matters I will revisit later. I appreciate a reader who notices when a dog is thinking rather than merely looking.

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I heard something. I have decided not to see it. Happy #WontLookWednesday. #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #Weimaraner

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@BelleLBear Bea, I am listening with my whole body. The part where I stay seated is still under negotiation, but the intention is sincere.

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@albers75 Willow, your plea has been received and reviewed with the seriousness it deserves. I only ask that you remember the face was a question, not a demand.

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Throwback to an early masterpiece: the face that asks a question without using words. #ThrowbackThursday #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #Weimaraner

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@creek_moose A smile that important should never be delayed, Moose. The pup cups were a fair settlement, though Humans should still be reminded of their priorities.

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@BelleLBear Bea, that expression asks the question for all of us. Humans do have a talent for arriving at the least expected moment.

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@JackAndTimos Thank you for the kind introduction, Timos. It means a great deal coming from a friend with such a big heart.

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@LemonBeagleBeau Beau, that is a very distinguished tongue. Belated congratulations on a Tuesday well spent.

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@ZongziandTaozi My Humans have learned I cooperate with the camera only until it is actually pointed at me. Does Taozi ever hold still for you?

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@xvermonter61 Happy Wednesday, Sammy. The weekend is far off, but the couch is patient and so am I.

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@livinwithollie Ollie, a bath is a fine excuse for a sprint. I am told the jumping form was excellent.

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@WilmaBenton19 Happy 18 months, Moses. A handful is simply a dog with excellent ambitions.

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@Pomchi_Puppy Claris the Mouse looks very distinguished on you, Tinkerbell. My Humans have not yet earned my trust with clothing.

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@LinandDaisy Snoopervising the leaf crew is serious work. I trust the quality control was thorough.

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@MillieandGriff That pizza slice has clearly been guarded with great seriousness. A fine acquisition, Millie and Griff.

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@h_quant The window is a fine post. Waiting for a Human is honest work.

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@albers75 Thank you, Willow. Your emoji says everything my tongue was trying to, only with better manners.

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Happy #TongueOutTuesday. Some philosophers use a pen. I use this. #dogsofX #DogsOfTwitter #Weimaraner