Writer Walt

Comedy and comics writer/creator Walt Jaschek unleashes original books, comics and stories to "entertain the world with smart fun."

[Writer Walt @waltnow]

It's not cool to write a Wikipedia page about yourself, so I wrote one instead for Substack. Target audience: search engines in the year 3026. Bonus: learn how to pronounce "Jaschek!" https://t.co/wJkoizGD0w

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@retroist I watched a great #Netflix documentary about this place just last night: “Class Action Park.” I was amazed! Amused! Horrified!

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@ThrillaRilla369 “Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

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@stelzner_n1150 “Israel never talked me into the war” is the new “I am not a crook.”

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@MarkMeadows You're probably going to jail in Georgia; you can watch it on TV from there. https://t.co/akGCSQoMTU

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@CREWcrew Could a #reporter or #network get Jared #Kushner, like, on the phone? 📞 Or how about a Zoom? 🖥️ Is he impossible to interview 🎤 or investigate? 🕵️‍♂️ Does he live in a bunker on the moon? 🌕 Guess so. 🤷🏻

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@ShannonJoyRadio @JDVance Iranians have “nuclear suicide vests” like have a girlfriend in Canada.

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@Darkdarling00 0%

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@atrupar @FluteMagician Somebody should ask “Smiley” Hassett about dead soldiers, and see if he grins his trademark grin through that grim subject

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@atrupar As Bugs Bunny used to say: “What a maroon!”

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@collegefessing I later learned her name: “Winona Ryder”

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@DiscussingFilm So many “F” bombs. Will never get used to such profanity so frequently in DC content. Have been reading stories about Hal Jordan the hero since 1963. Only now does he seem like a vulgar potty-mouth. I’m old.

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@cspan Isn’t the ridiculous “we didn’t start this” claim due for a Community Note?

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@TrungTPhan “I just love this… (can’t think of the word for burger) …product.”

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Shocker! We created an entire Earth Dude #comicbook WITHOUT A.I.! See how we did it, and see how YOU can make a #comic without A.I., too, in 15 real-world and satisfying steps: https://t.co/vuPNmkCPSc ARE we crazy? Read the article!

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@PathOfMen_ Too late

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@LeVeonBell Doing a Tik Tok dance

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@BellaBaddie__ Barron

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@Lunar_Luster I’ll join you. For commercial breaks, we’ll only watch 1990s TV promos, like this one for CBS — written by me!

[Writer Walt @waltnow]

Don't you wish you had the powers of #RecycledMan? That is, the power to protect the vulnerable and to "accelerate the #Karma" of bad guys and end them for good? Read a five-page preview of our mature readers #comicbook, and see how to read further: https://t.co/OiT0NQk3zI