Simon Walton

views self-formulated. director at @sundaycreates. @pompey fan. @cinelliusa owner. left-handed.

[Simon Walton @Waltzaroo]

@RossKempsell @GuidoFawkes God even worse than the last idiot

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@afneil Crikey, Eastenders, Casualty and the news. I'll keep my money thanks.
Also, 3 minutes 45 seconds? Almost proves they don't understand modern audiences. 😂

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@paddypower A very very shit one

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@afneil A standard story with the U.K. - too many chefs and not enough cooks.

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Admittedly late to the party. Does Gabriel Agbonlahor ever say anything other than 'mate'? @talkSPORT

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Thomas Tuchel played it too cool.

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@RoughTrade Neil Young via Noel Gallagher. Originally thought he was shite 😂

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Overhearing someone manifesting about purchasing a small, double bed has to be peak Somerset.

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@DPJHodges Under Southgate we come out at halftime and continue to play with fear and draw 2-2 or lose 2-3.

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Hell yeah 👏

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Germany & Sweden’s games vs lower-level opposition already proving FIFA’s expanded World Cup means more open, less tactical games.

Whether they’re competitive is open to question. Netherlands & Brazil games serves as useful reminders for how close this tournament used to be.

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Since when did we start living in a world where, unless you've got a loyalty card, discount code or inside contact, you have to pay over the odds for absolutely everything?

[Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP @NoWayWoke]

This is going to run until the next election, isn’t it 😁

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@afneil 😂

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

Managed decline has nothing on mismanaged decline

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“If the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem appears to be a nail”

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@GWRHelp 🙌

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@GWRHelp Katie from your Westbury ticket office is incredibly helpful, smart and knowledgeable… she deserves a raise!

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Big day for Keir Starmer as he faces MPs in the House of Commons to try and convince them he's not a liar, he's just incompetent

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@GWRHelp Thanks Julia

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@GWRHelp Hi, last week Westbury ticket office couldn’t process my railcard to sell me a monthly season ticket (I have written confirmation from your staff). I was directed to buy a day return temporarily and sort it at Paddington which also couldn’t help, making me 30 mins late