Jamie

He/They.
Bri'ish.
I don't know what I'm doing.

[Jamie @walueplays]

Haikus (Thread)

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

The fact that your government has made it illegal for me to answer yes is a damning testament to your flagrant disregard for civil liberties.

This may be targeted at those taking action against the genocide, but it sets a very dangerous precedent that puts everyone at risk.

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

You’ll get a longer prison sentence for replying “yes” to Mike Twat’s tweet than you would if you go and help the IDF commit genocide in Gaza (the British police won’t even arrest you😎) 👍

[Jamie @walueplays]

Answering 'yes' to this carries a prison sentence of up to 14 years

I knew labour strayed far away from its roots, but actively trying to entrap another MP into a bullshit terrorism charge is unconscionable.
Enjoy the Israeli payday you utter waste of human flesh.
Send the cops.

[Mike Tapp MP @MikeTappTweets]

@ZackPolanski Do you support the Palestine Action group?

[Jamie @walueplays]

@MikeTappTweets @ZackPolanski You are genuinely deplorable and history will most likely put you on the same level as Goering.

Try and send the police after me, I BEG of you.

[TTBNGaming @TTBN_GAMING]

Its ok GOG, people all make mistakes. Besides I'm sure its not that-OH GOOD HEAVENS

[Xeno @_xenoque]

‘BACKROOMS’ Director Kane Parsons has reportedly stole my lollipop

“No I didn’t”

Source: @DiscussingFilm

[Radec @realradec]

'BACKROOMS' director Kane Parsons is now trapped inside a PS3

"Somebody please help me"

He is 20 years old

[Maomao @maomao_2325]

@GOGcom Aw come on it can’t be that b-JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH

[Withnail Jones @withnailjones]

If you want proof that crime has soared under Labour then consider this startling fact.

In the 2 years that Starmer has been PM there have been more mobile phone thefts than during the 12 years that Thatcher was PM.

Shocking.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

We Are Walmart Canada Gaming

[jadel @jadeladeljadel]

‘BACKROOMS’ director kane parsons said this when asked about a sequel:

“Bumbling through brush my botanical escapade continues. snagged on leaves but hey, more crafting supplies. jackpot!”

This is not Kane Parsons.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

A Welsh bloke has turned up in our garden. He says the garden is his because he’s a descendant of an Ancient British tribe who lived there. Fair enough.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Jamie @walueplays]

@no7371014199 @TerribleMaps Lol

[Reevie @reevierat]

he was doing stuff to buildings in vr

[dingle @fortnitebussy1]

[looking at the massive, unsubtle Black Sun] I see the problem, here. I see what motivated them. They have a copy of Omori,

[Jamie @walueplays]

@36yroldvirgin @RianaSalvatore @johnnyddavidson @knittykittywk May as well cover your bases

[kittydemon 🇬🇧🇪🇺 @kittydemon__]

海外のインターネットスラングでは、これは「goyslop」、つまりゴイムのためのスロップと呼ばれています。