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[waluweezy @waluweezy]

I got that deer in me (constant urge to run in front of oncoming traffic)

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

i used to do drugs. i still do, but i used to too

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

got inspired by Rosalina’s betrayal list.

here’s mine:

#betrayal #betrayallist #kanye #ye

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

I am a smart man. Don’t let anyone tell me otherwise.

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

P7 in qualifying… not good enough. I owe Weezy Nation more, and I’ll deliver. Tomorrow we will get the WIN 🏎️🔥

#WeezyNation #OnAMission

[Mushroom Kingdom News @MushKingdomNews]

BREAKING:

WE HAVE RECEIVED EVIDENCE OF KING BOB-OMB COMMANDING HIS PEOPLE TO COMMIT ACTS OF TERRORISM AGAINST #TOAD #TOWN

SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE WAS SUBMITTED ANONYMOUSLY AND HAS BEEN SHARED WITH AUTHORITIES.

UPDATES TO FOLLOW.

#CRIMINAL #BOBOMB #MKN

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

Had a great weekend off, but it’s back to business tomorrow 👊

Quali at Coconut Mall is up next — let’s lock in. Get ready Weezy Nation! 🏎️💨

#WeezyNation #MarioKart #MKWT

[Mushroom Kingdom News @MushKingdomNews]

I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN #QUESTIONING MY #ABSENCE!!!

THEY DON’T LIKE THE TRUTH BEING REPORTED. THEY DON’T APPRECIATE #MKN BEING THE FIRST TO BREAK EVERY STORY. THEY TRIED TO CUT MY INTERNET - BUT WE ARE STRONGER NOW. THE DEEP STATE WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS #STRENGTHINADVERSITY

[Mushroom Kingdom News @MushKingdomNews]

#Mushroom #Kingdom forecast for this weekend! Those on the east side of the Rafters River are in for beautiful weather, while Bowser’s Kingdom is expecting thunderstorms. MORE from Magikoopa at 6.

#MKN #Weather #Forecast #RaftersRiver

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

Got the purple fit, got the white kicks, and got the best swing in the Mushroom Kingdom (I wish)

It’s golf day, baby! ⛳💜

#WeezyNation #WeezyOnTheGreen

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

#ToadstoolRedAle

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

Flat tire ➡️ saved by Luigi ➡️ Mario gossip on the beach 🌴

Honestly? Not a bad day off. Appreciate you Luigi 💚

#WeezyRescue #SpillTheTea #FamilyDrama #WeezyNation

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

Came back to the lot and my bike’s sittin on a flat 😤🏍️… Looks like I’ll be at the beach a while longer!

Weezy Nation, I need somebody to come save me. Luckily… I think I know just the guy to call 👀 #ToesStillInTheSand #WeezyNeedsAFix #HELP

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

Day off from the track 🌴☀️ and let me tell ya, Weezy Nation, it feels GOOD 😎🍹

Purple Hawaiian drip, cool ocean breeze, and (most importantly) no blue shells in sight. This is the life.

#WeezyOnVacation
#WeezyToesOut
#WeezyNation
#MushroomKingdomBeaches
#MarioKart #MKWT

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

Hmmm 👀🤔☕️

No further comment.

[Mushroom Kingdom News @MushKingdomNews]

There has been a SHOCKING discovery of who threw the blue shell at @waluweezy yesterday…

Baby Daisy got OUT OF HER KART to send the item at the race leader in the third lap.

Waluweezy was seen blaming Waluigi after the incident. How will he respond?

#drama #waluweezy #MKN

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

Waluigi keeps crying that Mario’s fire flowers are heating the planet 🌎😂 meanwhile Petey Piranha’s out here literally blasting the atmosphere. I got the pics. Next time do your homework before running your mouth, purple stick man

#WeezyReceipts #StayMad #Science

[Mushroom Kingdom News @MushKingdomNews]

Waluigi BLAMES Mario for global warming, telling sources, “maybe if he used an ice flower once in a while instead of those [expletive] fire flowers, I could go outside before November.”

#Mario #Waluigi #MushroomKingdom #GlobalWarming #ClimateChange

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

Me in this meeting: 🪑🧍
Me in my head: 🏁🏎️💨

Send thoughts and prayers… I might not survive another PowerPoint slide. 🙏

#FreeWeezy #LetMeCook #WeezyKart #MKWT #MarioKart

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

New spot alert 🚨 Rosie’s is THE bakery the Mushroom Kingdom needed 🥖🥐

So proud of my friend and competitor on the track, Rosalina, on her Grand Opening of Rosie’s this morning! 💜

#SupportLocal #SmallBiz #PaidAdvertisement #MKN

[waluweezy @waluweezy]

Let’s get Weezy Nation to show out for Rosie’s Grand Opening tomorrow! I’ll be there!

#RosiesBakery #Waluweezy #MKN

[Mushroom Kingdom News @MushKingdomNews]

Rosalina has been hard at work in her Mushroom City bakery, Rosie’s. The grand opening will be tomorrow at 7:00 AM MKT!

#Rosies #bakery #mushroomcity

[Mushroom Kingdom News @MushKingdomNews]

Yoshi comes back to win Maple Treeway!!

Late in the third lap, Walueezy was hit with a blue shell and Yoshi overtook to cross the finish line in 2:57.83. Walueezy takes home second, Yellow Toad in third.

#MarioKart #Yoshi #Walueezy #YellowToad