Waly

Divergent persona

[Waly @walybewillin]

Being the bigger man is overrated

[MJ⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Nakuhurumia sana
A luo babe labda akufunze kijaka

[Mr.Reliable @RealEdwin_88]

Talking stage ashaanza kupangwa

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

You can be a trench nigga but not a nigga in the trenches, same way unaeza kua a nigga in the trenches but but not a trench nigga. The difference ni kama ni you carved your way out of the gutters or into the gutters

[(^_^) @mwenda__]

Back manyu wanauliza iyo apo kando ni brack or

[I am Chege @_James041]

One day, I was in a boda boda stage and I heard them talking about the Public debts.

I listened then I interrupted and asked them a very simple question.

" Nyinyi kama bodaboda, si mko na SACCO?"

They said yes.

" Na kwa hii SACCO yenu, si mko na chairman, Deputy Chairman na Treasurer?"

They said yes and I went on.

" Now imagine your Chairman, his Deputy and the Treasurer waamue saa hii waende Equity Bank, wachukue loan na jina ya SACCO thirty million bila kuwauliza, alafu hiyo pesa iende kwa accounts zao watumie kwa matumizi yao ya kibinafsi, then one day Equity Bank comes to you SACCO members that you have a loan to pay. You never consented, you never saw the money, do you allow your contributions to be used in paying that loan?"

MAJAMAA waliruka bwana, " hiyo hatuwezi bwana. John ( SACCO chairman) mkijaribu hiyo tunawaua."

Thereafter, I told them that that is the situation we are in as a country.

A situation where we are being overtaxed to pay debts we never incurred.

#DeniBandia

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[diyu @haha_girrrl]

The most dangerous person in the age of AI is someone who was mediocre at coding but has taste, and can now build anything.

[Waly @walybewillin]

https://t.co/VvlGEc0t3J

[Joe @jojo__joe]

Marafiki wenu wenye wako kwa ndoa huwa wanakuwa threatened by their wives so that they end the friendship existing between you and them but they won't tell you😂

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Unless you have kids with him, yes. If not, enda ata ucheze pool

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Cannibalism holds the potential to solve world hunger, overpopulation and poverty

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Ladies who have been with me, mmeona kitu your fellow ladies wanafanyiwa na wanaume hii town, mmeona I am an angel

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nobody tryna hear that positive shit man

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

One thing I like about Murima people is they don't care about where you come from as long as you're doing business.

[Kipkurui Wilbur 🇰🇪 🇬🇧 @wilber1990f]

Nowadays Traffic Police ni wajanja sana. When they wave you to stop, they just see your confidence while stopping and how you don’t shout mkubwa (plus of course what you are driving) and they switch immediately from asking DL or Insurance to “tuko wawili tu na unaona hali boss”😂

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

I swear every scene from The Boondocks is iconic 😭😭😭

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Mnaambia the girlies hawako that interesting to hang around