Wambui Muriithi

Copy 🐱. Maybe someday👩‍🎨. Choreographs WMnCO 🤟

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

I have a divine force watching out for me. I take for granted its benevolence, but some moments really remind me that I am loved. ☺️

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

@NomadicMaajoa I think it’s madness all around. Was approx GHS 2,350 NBO to ACC on Rwandair from last year till Feb, then crazy climbing every few weeks since😭

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

@Oluwaraymz @NdiranguK @datchuguy Lol! That’s all Kenya

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a…
– customer
I want to…
– give the cashier my email address
so that…
– a paper receipt can be conveniently replaced with an e-receipt, and I can be subscribed to their newsletters, special offers, upcoming sales, and more.

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

The guards are so rude! 😭

[Mūrūthi @Ngartia]

Oya @SaritYourCity your new pedestrian exit rules suck.

And shutting down queries with “lazima mtii”, “ni sheria” and “ongea na management” — who are as hard to find as your cursed exits — is garbage.

Kama hamtaki watu wa miguu mseme haraka tujipe shugli. Si must tukuje kwenu.

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

@AbigailArunga T for Tough!!!

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for no advice

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

5. When you change inside, things change on the outside.

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

@colinyjchung Shhhhh we don’t _actually_ say it out loud! All we have is hope 😅

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

Lol. I guess never..?

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

#GameofThrones creator George R.R. Martin is joining forces with Marvel Comics https://t.co/ENPcPp5oOV

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Update. Stop praying 😅

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

@Kenney_Mboya @bonifacemwangi @KenyaAirports PhD 😂

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

Manifesting an escape to the Coast ✨🏖☀️😆

[Kenya Met Department 🇰🇪 @MeteoKenya]

Forecast for 18-24 January 2022
🌧️⛈️Rainfall is expected over several parts of the country during the first half of the forecast period.
⚠️Isolated storms are likely to occur in places projected to receive more than 50mm of rainfall within one week
Areas of more concern: Nairobi

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

no disrespect to people who enjoy standing up and moving about but I like to be lying down, I like to be horizontal, I like to be in my bed with a book

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

COVID is really robbing us of our prime years

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

@AbigailArunga Accurate! What’s more, it lingers..! All my other symptoms are done but I still can’t eat 😭

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

…meanwhile the MOH portal won’t let me in to get my vaccination certificate 😬

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

@iam_achieng @PKimatia @ger_abol @AnneMbugua16 Right?! 😂😂😂😂 💀💀💀

[Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash]

"however" 👉 "but"
"in order to" 👉 "to"
"in the event that" 👉 "if"
"therefore" 👉 "that's why"
"has the ability to" 👉 "can"
"due to the fact that" 👉 "because"

If you wouldn't say it, don't write it.

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

Apple will give us teleportation before they improve the Dual SIM functionality 😑

[Wambui Muriithi @wambuiMN]

Me to everyone: I’ll be unreachable for the next few. Use WhatsApp.
Everyone to me: I can’t reach you, you’re mteja?!
🤦🏾‍♀️