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[Car And Truck Diagnostic Services @OBDDiagnosisKE]

BIG NEWS: We are officially expanding! 🚀

Computerized Car and Truck Diagnostics Services is in the final stages of officially transitioning into a Limited Liability Company:

Vorsprung Automotive Kenya Ltd! 💼

While our focus remains on unmatched precision, moving forward as an LLC allows us to deliver the complete spectrum of dealership-level solutions across our five core pillars:

1️⃣ Dealer-Level Diagnostics | Comprehensive system troubleshooting for all makes & models using standard OBD, CANFD, and DoIP.
2️⃣ Precision Repairs | High-level physical and electrical repairs driven strictly by accurate diagnosis and testing.
3️⃣ Advanced Module Engineering | Ultimate data integrity for module cloning, programming, coding, adaptation, and calibration.
4️⃣ Performance Tuning | Custom software optimization (Stages 1/2/3) alongside specialized AdBlue, DPF, and EGR deletes.
5️⃣ Factory Retrofits | Apple CarPlay & Android Auto activations, FM region conversions, and software feature additions.

Thank you to our clients and garage partners for your continued trust. Let’s drive into the future! 🇰🇪⚡

#VorsprungAutomotive #AutomotiveEngineering #Nairobi #Kenya #ECUCloning #CarTuning #Diagnostics #CANFD #DoIP

[Baba Salma @AgainstWeaves]

Golf clubs are NOT for upcoming folk, join Rotary Club, Lions Club, Red Cross, Toastmaster, Red Cross. You will find awesome networks, skills and actually help society

[Kpaxs @Kpaxs]

People make their worst decisions at the moments that matter most, and rules exists to make one decision for them at that moment.

Here a list of useful rules to keep in mind:

[Said @Seid101]

Bamburi cement could effectively use ocean birges/small coastal bulk carriers to transport construction materials to Dangote's refinery site over the thin and wearing Malindi-Lamu road. Mbaraki Wharf in MSA and Mnarani Jetty in Kilifi could in theory be used as loading areas. 1/

[madi ☠︎ @ASTR0ZOMBIEZ]

might as well buy a plane

[Jimmy Murphy @JimmyMu35984013]

In 2006/07:

Real Madrid: €351m revenue
Man City: ~€84m

By 2020/21:

Man City: €645m
Real Madrid: €641m

In just 14 years, City went from making less than a quarter of Madrid’s revenue to overtaking the biggest commercial club in world football.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Manchester City have announced a partnership with Masdar, a renewable energy firm owned by Mubadala Investment Company.

"This is a great deal," said Man City chairman, Khaldoon Al Mubarak.

"I agree," said Mubadala CEO, Khaldoon Al Mubarak.

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

Basically, the SGR is actually designed for 80 trips one way in a 24 hour period, but KR is operating at less than a third of the track capacity. They only need to invest in more rolling stocks. And maybe more staff.

No wonder they are making losses.
@akams_

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Atleast he was honest.

[ً @BALUCIAGA]

someone said every design in a psych unit is a lesson learned and i can’t unsee it. every carefully considered feature exists bc it was paid for in blood

[Syringe Eng01 @Syringe_X]

@VictorNyakund10 Ni WhatsApp takeover most likely. Mwambie acheck 'Linked Devices' kwa settings haraka, then enable two step verification. SIM swap haiwezekani bila kumtoa SIM yake. This scam iko everywhere siku hizi, till number alone tells you it's an organized gang

[Sania Ai @AiWithSania]

What happens when you ask ChatGPT to find every photo of you on the internet?

I tried it. It found me in photos I didn't know existed.

Here are the 3 prompts:

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

@Brianmbunde And if you are sharp pia you can also stream all live sports as well😂

[The Deep House Space @DeepHouseSpace1]

This song is going to finish us this summer 🔥🙆🏽‍♂️

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

US secretly flew American diplomat out of UK without telling British police after he was found with child abuse images in dawn raid https://t.co/DlM7vERNPc

[AbbieZuena @abbiezuena]

Asanteni sana Jacaranda!-Kanairo you have outdone yourself for H.E Edwin Watenya Sifuna.

Mimi nayo kudance nimedance leo! The love was real. 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾

Have a blessed evening guys!

#NairobiNaSifuna

[E. P. @praizeemeka]

That rude awakening when you learn that people who always reach out to you for financial aid do have savings; in fact, more than you.

[Viora Tech @Viora_Tech_Ai]

Apple CarPlay is installed in over 800 million vehicles worldwide.

Most drivers use it for 3 things: Maps. Music. Phone calls.

That's a fully integrated car operating system doing the job of a $20 phone mount and a Bluetooth speaker.

A sales rep who drives 35,000 miles a year told me: "I spend 2–3 hours a day in my car. For 4 years I used CarPlay for directions and Spotify. That's it. Then a friend who works at Apple showed me what CarPlay actually does. My car became a mobile office. My commute became productive time. I haven't missed a meeting, forgotten an errand, or answered a spam call in my car since."

"CarPlay in 2026 has widgets that predict your next destination before you type it. It has Shortcuts that run 5 automations the moment you start your car. It has a Driving Focus mode that silences everything except the people who matter. It has offline maps that work in zero-signal dead zones. It has smart home controls that open your garage door before you pull into the driveway. And it remembers where you parked every single time."

"Most drivers are using maybe 15% of what CarPlay can do. The other 85% is sitting right there on the dashboard, waiting."

Here are 11 CarPlay features that turn your commute from dead time into productive time:

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[IRCC @CitImmCanada]

Canada is looking for skilled health care and social service professionals—nurse practitioners, dentists, pharmacists, psychologists and social workers—to fill shortages in our health care system and provide essential services to Canadians!

If you have the training, credentials and experience in health care and social services we’re looking for, explore our immigration pathways and build your future in Canada: https://t.co/G3RYawcthL