Bill

[Bill @wanamaker44]

Not sure who's still on here but please vote for the table I built for the Essential Craftsman build off challenge! https://t.co/Of3oT3Ef4x

[Bill @wanamaker44]

If you call yourself an introverted extrovert, does that mean you're more of an introvert, or just a moron?

[Bill @wanamaker44]

The best way to prevent a sneeze is to fake a sneeze, which turns out to be more embarrassing than actually sneezing.

[Bill @wanamaker44]

Ear buds that just look like ear hair. #billiondollaridea

[Bill @wanamaker44]

Bard college student applying for a job has the unfortunate "Barf" typo on his resume. I hope it was intentional.

[Bill @wanamaker44]

Don't apply for a job as a developer and have Word, Excel and PowerPoint listed under skills. #strategiesforsuccess

[Bill @wanamaker44]

Don't say "cool beans." #strategiesforsuccess

[Bill @wanamaker44]

I feel like no one ever posts pictures when #shesaidno. But like, it must happen right?

[Bill @wanamaker44]

How do the knives get to the restaurants in airports?

[Bill @wanamaker44]

Take this moment to appreciate the fact that email is free. #thanksGoogle

[Bill @wanamaker44]

"Tell the truth, regardless of the consequence."

[Putnam Investments @PutnamToday]

Catching Pokemon is like maneuvering in markets: you need to be smart, fast, & up on latest technology. #PokemonGo

[Bill @wanamaker44]

May 25, 2016. First sighting of someone wearing a vr headset on the train. This is happening. #vr #takingover #futureoftech

[Bill @wanamaker44]

Walk into crowded t station and yell "TAKE OFF YOUR COATS!!!" #ifiweremorebold

[Bill @wanamaker44]

Waiting for my prime pantry order to arrive is like waiting for Christmas. #amazon

[Bill @wanamaker44]

I bet no one even knows that I'm really saying "happy fried egg" #happyfriday

[Bill @wanamaker44]

I'm trying to be less cynical. "Is that a new year's resolution?" NO new year's resolutions are STUPID!"

[Bill @wanamaker44]

@Maggiemakar whoa whoa whoa. That's what social media is for!!! And the occasional algorithm joke.

[Bill @wanamaker44]

When I say "yw" to people on chat at work they probably think I mean you're welcome but I actually mean "YEAH WORD"

[Bill @wanamaker44]

Boston puts jackets on too early. It's 50 degrees out people!