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ebonics translator

['Timi Kevin Asaju 🪢 @TheKevinAsaju]

Item 7s plantain be like yellow card, once you chop the first one you go dey fear to chop the second one.

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@g4nig0s @rigby_exe__ see this serpent 😭😭 backstabber 💀

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@Sammmy_ak “it’s a school night” ?? nigga you’re pushing 30 oh 😭

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pa pa pa pa
PA PA PANICCCCCC

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“front facing gbedu we are never going backwardsssssss”
@LadyDonli need that jam with immediate effect 🙇🏿‍♂️

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

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anger is the only drug i can’t take a tolerance break from #getyourpvcyoubastard

[Seyi @ogbeniseyi]

The Lagos Panic. What a stupendously great name for a band.

[Niqab Nancy ���🍗 @NiqabNancy]

My boyfriend keeps having sex with other men.

I know it’s halal because he’s just widening his anus to fit a bomb, but it still hurts to watch. 💔

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

How much suffering is enough? @officialABAT

[💋🧛🏽 @_alvinxyz]

youngest fashion visionary. give it time, it’ll all make sense

[Feyisara🧚‍♀️ 💕 @FeyiLux]

The difference beteeen $1 and ₦1 is so big that even if you earn ₦1 every day, you won’t make $1 in 2 years.

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[SPUNKY ✨ @yosii_OG]

Too many raves, make person no go join cult by mistake 😂

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

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power, what a fucking drug

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life is a pot of beans

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art without freedom is a duty

[Trashboat 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 @rigby_exe__]

The funniest part about concerts is watching someonw trying to poach your ride

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@g4nig0s go and fight yami