Wanderer

You want me to introduce myself? I've gone by many names and titles during my journey. Although each one is more eminent than any ordinary mortal could imagine.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

"Never been born at all"... Is that really all you wish for?

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

But what about you? Shouldn't you come up with some excuse for our meetings? If one of your friends mistakes you for collaborating with the enemy, you're on your own.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

You really think it'll fly?

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Who did you just call a servant?

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Yes. And I suspect that's something only you are capable of.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

This is the only place where I can escape all the commotion.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Let us reenact a scene of the Archon War. Come and inaugurate my birth as a god.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Lately, there's always been a gaggle of students sneaking around and gossiping behind my back. One glare, and they'd scatter and hide.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

A party? Do I look like that kinda guy?

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Even if I'm completely worthless, there's nothing in the world worth regretting.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

You're overthinking it. Power is just a tool. It just seems to me that you don't have the resolve to win this. Well, suit yourself. Wallow in your immature ideals if you like.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

...Indeed. Haha, how ridiculous.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Sometimes it's you using them, other times it's them using you. Most human relationships are this way... certainly all the stable ones are. That's how it was between me and the Fatui, and also between each of the Harbingers.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Reckless idiots...

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Tremble!

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Hehe, it's truly a pity that only the two of us are here. A party of two won't have any good drama.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

You and your friends fell from the top of that waterfall, and you passed out along the way. Guess someone couldn't keep it together...

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Do you not realize... that you are interrupting a conversation between gods? Lowly creature, know your place!

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Alright, rescue operation complete. Let's head back.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

Fundamentally speaking, there's little difference between snow and rain, yet people lavish praise only upon the former... Fate can be truly arbitrary.

[Wanderer @wandererhatguy]

...!