wandering jew

young sensitive man, yearner, wizard, hater
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[Plato’s Gooncave @PlatosGooncave]

Nothing kills a romantic gesture faster than women’s “everything better be perfect and optimized for presentation on social media” attitude that’s becoming ever more common. Legitimately feel bad for this guy. She’s going to boss him around like this forever.

[Evan @evanjmader]

sending a girl a picture of me and another girl and saying “us”

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"you're a liar and manipulator"

god forbid i master the art of persuasion and psychological finesse to keep multiple women happy at once

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

My girlfriend had a cigarette for breakfast and a scream at me at the top of her lungs for lunch/dinner

[Rob @TruckLover1967]

Finding out that a grown man is a liberal is funny cause only girls are supposed to liberals

[Circe @vocalcry]

The natural order of things is for 20-somethings to cling to their youth and feel bad for 30-somethings for being old and for 30-somethings to not take it personally because they remember feeling the same way in their 20s because they had no way of knowing that being in your 30s is awesome and that you’d never want to go back

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

no vax, no tattoos

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

Me and the boys looking at people covered in tattoos in 2026:

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

mullet, moustache, backwards cap. they are toying with us. just a shit test.

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Foids are really pushing this “backwards hat” thing out of nowhere. I don’t like it. Be on your guard, men.

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

the sad truth the foids in their 20s wont understand until it’s too late. they’ll remember my words when the emptiness hits.

[𝘗𝘙𝘐𝘔𝘈 @nocertainlynot]

I'm in my 30s now. If home ownership and having kids aren't desirable/viable pursuits right now, then what direction is there to take in everyday life? Running marathons and baking sourdough? Dead-end hobbies? Sporadic side hustles? It all has me feeling so stagnant and numb

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

dated a doctor and called her ”the stupidest smart person i know”. it pissed her off how i always ended up being right a week later.

[𝐄𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 @AnaboliclyJelqd]

Was with my foid last night (medical student, so not stupid) and she accidentally admitted she has to use maps to get to the gym that she drives the same route to 5 days a week

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

@TakeThiamine @WWest01 even 10mg gave me cold sweats and shaking. Some depression studies used like 200mg or something, hard to fathom

[9ine* @famizdaveee]

if i like her she only gets 25 chances to act right #flexibleprogram

[Claire @cutepuppyz1]

Don’t date a guy unless you are so attracted to him you would want to be Free Use

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

@FiniteOptimist i’m getting concerned that i miss some of the unstability i left behind

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

women crash out like incels when you reject them after a date. we aint so different.

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

obvious since day 1 to any natural schizo psychohunter

[🐍 Ƥşץ𝕔𝔥𝕠pomp_Đ𝔦o̷͝ηуรǗ丂 ඏ @Read_Acted]

Facial chirality, a term used by former FBI agent and body-language specialist Joe Navarro, is emotional asymmetry in which the two halves of a face appear to express conflicting states. A broad, ingratiating grin on one side and a cold or hostile expression on the other may suggest competing emotions, suppressed anger or contempt, or an effort to manage how one is perceived. Navarro stresses that this is a clue to emotional incongruence—not proof of deception—but it can signal that the displayed emotion is not the whole story.

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

went to therapy with an open mind to say i’ve at least tried it. it was mostly bs. but you cant choose your parents and some are proper cunts

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Some therapists are encouraging patients to cut ties with family members as a form of self-care, sparking debate among relationship researchers. https://t.co/Yp0vAy6TwW

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

@Mt_G0X @KinderheimRune ok this was funny as fuck and tracks with other dutch women who not-so-secretly are fascinated by "blackies"

[wandering jew @wanderinghummus]

it was worse than i thought

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

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