Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️

itinerant, sailor, rw extremist

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

My last two gfs were 48ers and they both broke my heart. I have a second date tonight with a blonde from Minnesota with a German last name let’s run it back

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @ctjlewis]

“Wow honey, no problem at all - I actually LOVE that you and your ex were more obsessed with each other than two people ever should be. I don’t want some guy who just had a bunch of normal, healthy relationships!”

— My future wife, according to optimists

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

Tonight is the second time a Florida cop has ran my info, said "you're dealing with enough" and let me go

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

I have a test prescription but I usually order non-pharma vials online. It's cheaper and I can build up a larger stockpile, and while illegal it's really enforced. I also own firearms. I can't tell the whole story but recently I very narrowly avoided a felony charge over this

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education

[TORTURED MAN @tortured_man]

I think many “high functioning autistics” just have parents who sort of let them down. You don’t have to do much as a parent to a boy but I do think you have the obligation to tell your son when he looks like shit or he’s being a pussy

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

Twitter keeps trying to show me these pop psych tweets about “avoidant people”. We’ve medicalized not being that into her. Soon they’ll have psychiatric medication for it

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

@owenbroadcast @Simpson4Ab3 You don’t even have to be guilty of a crime. If you’re innocent, you have to take them to court to get it back. My cousin cashes his paychecks and he got stopped on the way back from the bank with a joint in his pocket. They let him go but took 2 weeks of his pay

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

This is a common failure mode for young men that they develop without being taught and have to train out of themselves. I wonder what’s up with that

[30 Year Old Napkin Destroyer @__godshapedhole]

How do I tell to my 19 yr old sis going through the worst back-and-forth breakup of her life rn with a guy who needs her location + physical evidence of location at all times that she needs to man up and grieve the relationship in the same way you grieve the death of a loved one

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

@magnus_redux Get the idealabs topical vitamin e

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

I wonder if GLP-1s help with cravings for a person...

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

@meatheadmusings I think I gave myself mercury poisoning doing that when I was younger. It would explain a lot

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

@nealjclark1 It’s your inner ear and eyes together that detect level. That’s why

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

@favelaoverlord I find if you add too many instructions it will start to ignore the first ones, so I’m suspicious of anything that long

[Anubis @eduantao]

É assustador perceber que nós nunca sabemos o que outra pessoa sente, não importa o que ela diga, pode ser tudo uma simples mentira

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

You need to be hitting on women at work

[Jimmy Cleary @JimmyClearpills]

There's actually a lot of women who aren't sleeping around, the only problem is they're not really doing anything else either and there's no easy way to find them

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

Every morning when I wake up there are a few seconds where I think she’s still next to me

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

@PunishedAltus Yep that’s what it’s looking like

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

I’ve lost the love of my life. I was about to propose

[Wanderer 🇸🇴 🏝️ @wandernder]

@SHENZHENSAXON @faustianwigger That’s good to hear I’m going through the worst breakup of my life completely sober right now