Wyatt Andersen

Mostly harmless.

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

I want "scaling to 0..." on my tombstone.

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

Hey @Cloudflare, you're great. Keep doing what you're doing. :-)

[eileencodes @eileencodes]

So a big thing happened yesterday. @github is now running 100% on Rails 4.2 in production!!!!!!!!!!!! #railsupgrade #github

[Midwest PHP @midwestphp]

Did you attend #mwphp18 and do a write up on your blog? We want to see it, tweet at us your links. We cannot wait to read them.

[Candace Jean Andersen @mycandacejean]

Hey Twitter I'm on a mission:

The woman in this photo was an attendee at a 1971 International Conference on Biology of Whales.

She is the only woman, & the only one captioned "not identified" in the article I found the photo in. All the men are named.

Can you help me know her?

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

Thanks to @RadissonBlu and @mallofamerica for hosting #mwphp18!

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

Thank you to all the sponsors that made #mwphp18 possible!

@twilio @Nexmo @getpantheon @wagento @wheniwork @clockwork @the_nerdery @OSMIhelp @thermoio @codeship @googlecloud @HomeSpotter

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

Our youngest attendee at #mwphp18 rocking a @wheniwork onesie. :-)

Just think, he's lived long enough to see 127 JavaScript frameworks become obsolete. https://t.co/mssTqyFpUM

[Jen K 🇺🇦 @jadesfyre2]

Getting a head start. @wheniwork @venar #mwphp18

[Terrence Ryan @tpryan]

Awesome name badges here at #midwestphp

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

I'm learning more about coding in BASH in @dragonmantank 's "BASHing at the CLI" talk at #mwphp18 than in several years of studying it on my own. O.o

Very cool.

[Greg Lyon @gregslyon]

"The internet is held together by bash scripts and hope"
Chris Tankersley, BASHing at the CLI, MidwestPHP 2018

@dragonmantank
#mwphp18

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

Kicking off #mwphp18 with @dead_lugosi from @twilio speaking about Community! (+10 for the #StarTrek graphic!)

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

Had a great convo with @wiredferret at #MWPHP18 about @LaunchDarkly, sounds pretty cool for feature flags/toggles, check it out: https://t.co/xTJJg0ZxxE.

[Eli White @EliW]

“Data is the new Oil, it’s a latent asset, has to be refined, and a source of vast wealth.” @Tableteer at @fredwebtech

[Midwest PHP @midwestphp]

We’re giving you one last chance to pick up your ticket to #mwphp18 until 3:30PM CST today. This is final call! https://t.co/Shc7RH6WKE #php #conference

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

THIS

I am perpetually 2-3 minutes late to every meeting - even though I always get set up 5-10 minutes early. https://t.co/xwcRyGeEyT

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

The best math joke like this I've seen. Well done! (Explanation in the replies.)
/cc @arundquist https://t.co/Fq1gUdPECR

[Jonathan Sundquist @jsundquist]

Tick tock, goes the clock. Time is running out to get your early bird tickets. The pricing ends tomorrow so buy yours today. #mwphp18 #phpc #php https://t.co/ob4IDnHqxW

[Wyatt Andersen @wandersen02]

Like a "baker's dozen," a "programmer's week" is 7 days, plus an extra week.

[Miloš Vojinović @infinite_milos]

Berlin wall stood for 10316 days, and tomorrow is 10316 days since it is gone.

[Minnesota Super Bowl @MNSuperBowl2018]

Legendary night sky in the #BoldNorth #SBLII