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[ོ @liveflyy]

I'm a versatile nigga, just put me on.

[juls @svcline]

don’t introduce me to a lifestyle you cant maintain during ucl nights @FCBarcelona

[Pinero_Nana @Pinero_Nana]

Work related jokes will always finish me

[PVO @pvobranden]

For the rest of this year l'm hustling like a single father of 4 that owes money to a cartel, I don't want to be too chilled.

[swagbag @mavoswago]

as much as i desire to find my babe, i think about how calm my life is when it’s just me.

[Metro2x🇦🇬 @thekidd_metro]

I be wearing 2 pairs of draws just incase a shawty laugh me out the first one

[Wambua 🇰🇪 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @DJ_Royel]

You have my attention

[kuber @qubercolosis]

taking a condom off mid sex and putting a new one on like an f1 driver changing tyres during a pit stop

[Sammy @sammynior]

My salary and my lifestyle are in a long-distance relationship.

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

not having sex after getting drunk might be a waste of alcohol tbh

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t explain it, but the later you take your lunch break at work, the faster the workday goes.

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

i dont even text back enough to have hoes

[bolapsd @bolapsd]

all that matters is how many points you put up in the 4th quarter

[celo @cel0fc]

Meu salário de setembro tentando pagar minhas contas

[poet @wavstxr]

woke up & opened up twitter don’t even know if my spine functional

[Tibvlfc🧸 @tibvlfc]

i miss when i was obsessed with liverpool

[Clinton (Premier League Champion👍🏽) @clint_een]

One of my biggest fears in life is not ending up with a fellow freak

[Nuel @LfcNuel]

🚨 For Liverpool to equal Arsenal’s achievements, They need:

• 6 FA Cup titles
• 2 Community Shield titles

🚨 But For Arsenal to equal Liverpool’s achievements, They need:

• 7 Premier League titles
• 8 League Cup titles
• 6 UEFA Champions League
• 4 UEFA Super Cup titles
• 3 UEFA Cup/Europa League titles
• 1 FIFA Club World Cup title
• The title of England's most successful club in Europe 

Any disrespect to Liverpool from Arsenal and their fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔

[Softboy @fwsoftboy]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[Giza @Givenkazeni]

Even stubborn pimples disappear after a haircut.
Shits crazy.