Wayne

Random tweets about random things, currently on a weight loss journey heading for my skinny era

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@coldbloodedtom Tbh both look good 🤷‍♂️

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@alunday1991 lol think I’ll give it a miss I thought it’d be so bad it’d go round to being good again maybe I’ll watch it when it’s free on streaming and I have nothing better to do or need to sleep 😂

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@j0rdanAnderson Pretty much the only new followers I get these days 😂

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@dnrhds Honestly same I have so much underwear from before I lost weight and I have no idea what to do with it

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@knazzer Damn they did her dirty with that hair Beverly Crusher would never look that ragged

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@samueljenkinson Dunno why at first glance I thought that seagull was a cow and I was looking for the string to see if it was a kite 🤦‍♂️

[Wayne @Wanerness]

This is still my strongest machine deffo happy with my progress when I started nearly two years ago I was struggling to do the 18kg now I can do 107kg, I’d like to get to the 120kg then I’d be able to lift more than my starting weight of 116.5kg to cement how far I’ve come

[Wayne @Wanerness]

Omg Adidas Dropset trainers are a game changer for weights at the gym I can do the machines with much better form and stability and at higher weights wearing them, wish I’d found them sooner #gymtales

[Wayne @Wanerness]

Getting the urge to bleach/dye my hair again must be 10 years since I last did it, I’m not in a crisis but feel like a change 🤔

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@gobshitechris @SaiB0i Clocked at the pageant

[Wayne @Wanerness]

Forgot this banger existed and honestly same bitch ‘boys boys boys, I’m looking for a good time’

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@daniel_j_bx Honestly same, growing muscle is so slow, then one day you’ll just randomly see something popping out and be like oh it’s happening, probably doesn’t help that you end up comparing yourself to every jacked person you see at the gym

[Wayne @Wanerness]

Shocked to hear Hayden Panettiere has died, damn I’m only three months older than her really shows your number could be up anytime #RIP another one gone too soon

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@JzCruzer Oooh skyflakes not had them since my Filipino work mate moved to Australia I deffo miss those and her Adobo

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@malachi_joe @gobshitechris Jeez the anxiety this is giving me that you’d squirt battery acid down your throat, keep your batteries away from kids I guess 😂

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@onlyLJO I had to wear mine when I started my new job as if I didn’t establish them on the first day vanity wouldn’t have let me wear them no matter how much I couldn’t see

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@DBGains How do people get on this gig I could do with some people willing to let me empty their bank accounts, all this protein and creatine don’t come cheap 😂

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@AntonDuSpec It was very satisfying to see westlife lose out to Bob The Builder especially considering they broke the Spice Girls record of consecutive number 1s which was an injustice and homophobic

[Wayne @Wanerness]

@TATIANNANOW How was Allstars 2 10 years ago 😭 I feel old

[Wayne @Wanerness]

And again cmon now it’s nearly 11pm please stop I’m definitely not starting any fires at this time

[Wayne @Wanerness]

Just got another alert through just about shit myself, seems a bit late to be getting them unless it’s a real imminent emergency, I was half dropping to sleep #severealert