Taylor Swiff

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[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

#twitterlockout did any of yalls parents get a letter or anything about this damn lockout

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

@aussieladmgc lmaaoo i know, but i don't like bothering people with my problems, i feel like im annoying and they don't care

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

lmao why am i not getting my notifications

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

“wyd”

“reaearching how to legally own someone just for company bc im lonely”

“oh.....”

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

im moving to africa

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

@hiyaitsbri and yall didnt invite me over. i like vodka and alcohol

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

why’d you only call me when your high

[larri @larray]

everyone secretly hates me but it’s okay because i secretly hate me too!

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

it’s gonna take me 12 hours amd 45 minutes to get to emily😭

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

i love not ever having anyone to fucking talk to

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

whoops🤷🏻‍♀️

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

@aussieladmgc awe😭😭 ily

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

idk what my mother did to this but it’s horrible 🤢

[bri @aestheticbayy]

RT if you miss:
- Michaels dyed hair (especially red)
-Luke's lipring
-Michael's eyebrow ring
-Luke's love for penguins
-Luke's quiff
-5sos twittcams
-5sos keeks
-Hi or Hey
-Ketchup
-Calum's blonde streak
-Ashton's bandanas
-all of the above

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

the three would be my mom, my sister, and i

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

my aunt shared this post on facebook, and i so badly wanted to comment on it saying yeah every niece but three

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

lmao my college called AND GUESS WHO ANSWERED IT AND SAID IT WAS DOMINOS

[Alexandria 🦋 @alleexandriaa_]

if you ugly, rt this. im tryna see sum

[Taylor Swiff @wanking_irwin]

and heres a toast to fucking up