Wank Martin

tater hater. yankee hater.

[Wank Martin @wankmartin]

Mom on the phone: “Yes, hello Mr. Buster Faulkner, my son won’t eat his vegetables.”

27 year old me:

[Brent @HJhughes79]

Fans: I hope Shane Beamer will stop talking about what great practices they have after they go out and play like crap in the game!!

Shane Beamer:

[Wank Martin @wankmartin]

@WillSlimchamp @TimmyTides

[Wank Martin @wankmartin]

I hope Stewie clocked Beams shit in the locker room

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: South Carolina star EDGE Dylan Stewart has been suspended from the team indefinitely, Shane Beamer announced.

(h/t @Jacktveltri)

https://t.co/DrRWGzw3qR

[High VOLyrian @vflSaun]

Watching the 7:30 slate after an L

[Michael Cobbs @MCobbs903]

Remember when Shane Beamer said “this team will be judged by how they respond to this game (losing to miss st)”

WE ARE JUDGING

[𝙎𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙨 𝙐𝙥🤙 @2KMichael24]

"Dad How Good Was 2024 LaNorris Sellers?"

[Wank Martin @wankmartin]

LaNorris Sellers with a clean pocket and open WR’s

[Wank Martin @wankmartin]

Hunter Beamer’s next birthday when his dad is VT’s special teams coach

[KAT USC 🇺🇲 @jpegmeme467]

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[Wank Martin @wankmartin]

TURN AROUND AND LET US SEE THAT LANORRIS SELLERS

[BettrNation @BettrNation]

Florida - Ole Miss cameraman needs a raise

[Wank Martin @wankmartin]

Muschamp actually knows X’s and O’s

[Darth Cock @DarthGamecock0]

Spot the difference

[Wank Martin @wankmartin]

Judge Collier when we’re down almost 30 #FireBeamer

[2025 ChickenLittle Champion Ball Knower Mike Rotch @MikeRotchUSC]

Vicari swain when we're down 28-3

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Hey my name is LaNorris, I used to have the keys to an SEC offense. Now I want to give you the keys to a brand new 2026 Ford F-150