dermot oblong

used to be a priv account for @WhatsappRickyyy now it's just a backup in case I'm too based again

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

howdy. ig showed me pictures of you even tho i try to focus on art and human-like animals and people fighting … so i thought i’d say a respectful platonic “hello, physic pal.” (maybe) - the end. 🫡returning to self-imposed solitude🌷🦩

[aria 🐺 beeleomimi fan account @thatwasaria]

parklife !!! #blur

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

morrissey headliner and sex pistols support it’s like coachella for people who believe in England for the English

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

@harpydream No thank YOU!!!

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

Amazing 100000/10 no notes

[moroder⋆ @harpydream]

Finished. Now gonna draw traditional . Love that one🌷

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

@MISERABLEN0W Suicide cancelled!

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

@STROASIKES NO AREA DON'T!!!!

[Icey⋆⭒˚.⋆ @icey_melted]

lost my dog. this is what i found on the cctv footage. if found please return

[ruby #IAMGOINGSHOPPING @rubysonfire]

This horny song

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

@STROASIKES DON'T WANK BACK IN ANGER

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

@STROASIKES NEED A LITTLE TIME TO WANK UP NEED A LITTLE TIME TO WANK UP WANK UP

[raebit🪷 @cujohtena]

being told to get a job on twitter like i’m not arguing on my lunch break

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

@rubysonfire They're like lovers to enemies back to lovers tho they cannot make up their minds toxic af

[francis⋆*⋆ @SSLlDEAWAY]

gulp

[oasis tapes @oasistapes]

noel gallagher says he came because he's good at coming 🤔🤔

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

things about me + NO oomfs! (sORRY I JUST SAW THIS)

color: pink (:
hobby: rollerskating
fav animal: sloths
place: Prospect Park

[✶𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚎✶ ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ @blackstarnorris]

things about me + 5 oomfs!

color: red or city blue
hobby: needlepoint, drawing, golf
fav animal: flamingoes, birds
place: Berlin, even tho Ive never been

@Mela_nie34 @LeRaCaI @easynow_noelyg @blurryedit_ @WhatsappRickyyy

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

@merrycrimble One of my favorite things to do is get high with my friends then we all sit there quietly and calmly

[dermot oblong @wankmaster5000]

Hi Lauren ty 🫪

5 things about me + 5 oomfs!

color: blue 🤤
hobby: singing little songs
fav animal: cat 🐈
place: the temple of dendur at the MET wooooooo!!!!

[lauren @merrycrimble]

5 things about me + 5 oomfs!

color: pink or green
hobby: watching movies, listening to music, playing piano
fav animal: dog
place: anywhere grassy/pretty flowers or trees

@wankmaster5000 @Roll_It_Over26 @lobritsatur @mccartneygf_ @cilliphile

[laur @fabmorettiholic]

dead wife julian on my wall