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a mix between food network and bravo

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grief thread for myself and because twitter is the appropriate medium for this kind of morbid thing

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@bengriffith11 ABSOLUTELY

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hbo drop how many people started veep on 7/21/2024

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we’re doing ourselves a disservice by not putting pimento cheese on bagels

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spent last week with the in laws for a funeral but this week is dead mom deathaversary don’t know what’s gonna come out on top in therapy thursday

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created a Pavlov response where every time I get sad thinking about my mom while I’m shopping I have to go get chick fil a so I can cry in the parking lot

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the most embarrassing part of my mom dying is getting sad every time i see a kia soul

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wild how the grief grows. It shows up at the most unassuming times and when it hits, sometimes I feel like I’m back in February. Except this time it was in a McDonald’d parking lot. as I ate chicken nuggets. and listened to Motown.

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the cost of having a sweet, earnest, supportive, wonderful husband with VERY little pop culture knowledge was revealed last night between the curse, snl, and eras tour AND IT’S EXHAUSTING try explaining troye sivan to a 28 yo white man!!!

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the correct way to view my relationship with my dad is not “oh Jaclyn I’m so sorry” it’s to say “literally fuck that man”

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the way that i have not heard from my dad in months but am contemplating going lucy dacus and fighting him after he emotionally dumped his issues ion a 17 yo boy!!! who he is also not trying to maintain a relationship with!!!! siri play thumbs

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okay the rest of this messiness will be contained for jessica and our next therapy appt

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@wellnellwell All good relationships are

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y’all can complain down below but I have to speak my truth BRIE IS GROSS IT’S NOT A GOOD SOFT CHEESE scrape your tongue and get better tastebuds

[Life Span Institute @kulifespan]

Recently, @KU_SAPEC and @AddictionKU
teamed up for "Barstander" training in one of the most unusual #science laboratories on campus. The center's bar lab helped students practice #Intervention skills to identify and prevent dangerous behavior. https://t.co/vs4SWgSRQi

[Ellen Bertels @eceb2019]

Gov. Kelly's veto of SB 180 was overridden today by KS Leg-- meaning that Kansas has now passed a bill that effectively bans gender marker changes on state-issued IDs (and, presumably, public education and employment records).

[Vulture @vulture]

The cast of Succession, ranked by their odds of SURvival on Vanderpump Rules. @carriesnotscary writes https://t.co/1dyWwVZkf4

[Gus Bova 🗒️ @gusbova]

Y'all. $200k reached. Goal is now $250K: https://t.co/ZrI7q3zBl6