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[Spiritomb @SPIR1T0M8]

its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦

[Lily 🏳️‍⚧️🪷 @lilymoder]

ADDERALL AFFIRMATIONS:
- I AM A FUCKING WEAPON
- I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
- I AM NOT HUMAN
- I AM A PERFECTLY DESIGNED TOOL
- EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS SCREAMING AND FIGHTING
- I AM NOT A HUMAN
- I WILL TEAR MYSELF OPEN AND BECOME SOMETHING GREATER THAN ALL THIS

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent an amount of sleep that is enough

[vanna @gojoizam]

level 1 pussy user

[ٍ @naboudoir]

Spent three hours in the library and got nothing done

[♫⃠ pissnapkin™ @pukesoaked]

one cummy anal fart bubble away from woketardism

[hamz @hcmzu]

how it feels walking in uni with no sleep looking chopped asf

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

Having a whole day to study is somehow the fastest way to waste the whole day.

[🎐 @mugamuuchu]

i no cuck i no cuck i poly papi no no no no i no cuck

[roman 𓃦 minnesotoomf @foxfurrest]

how it feels to have adhd in college

[nea ᥫ᭡. @telekeleven]

how if feels attempting to do a single piece of work for the university i worked my ass of to get into

[LoganDandori @LoganDandori]

Turns out homework gets finished quickly when you actually do it, this is a new revelation to me

[clementine @clementineultra]

While y’all were writing theory they went out and actually did it

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

the plot twist of charlie being HER hag all along woah

[Gay Whiteman @bitchesLOVEtoad]

it's crazy how easy it is to ignore your responsibilities and play on your phone

[ozzy @mouldpoisoning]

trying to do uni work with no meds

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

My phone which is ruining my life in 100s of different ways: the volume you listen to music at is mildly unsafe

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the mcdonald’s app just displayed a picture of my penis i never took before and uninstalled itself from my phone

[the merry wörm @zenyanna]

"i'm a neighborhood hero when it comes to drugs" immediately entering the lexicon