the concept of #xicheng trying to be quiet as lxc keeps sneaking jc into the hanshi during his seclusion. just jc covering his own mouth as lxc thrusts into him. if one noise slips through, lxc leans down and hisses โbe quietโ but does nothing to help.
A #xicheng au wherein JC and LXC got married, got a house and a child. Everyone expected JC to be the tiger dad and LXC as the cool dad so when they had to call one of LJY's parents to solve the cafeteria incident, they opted to call LXC
Teacher: As you know mr. Lan, JY is such
#Xicheng ft 10y/o Jin Ling.
Jin Ling really wants a game console but his uncle, Jiang Cheng, told him he needs to save up for it. So now heโs selling his uncle in the internet.
Everyone talks about how jiang Cheng's list of requirements in a partner is essentially jiang yanli but no one talks about how yanli fell in love with someone that's just like her didi
Jiang Cheng throwing up, always tired, dizzy for the passed few weeks & been having a fight w Wei Wuxian
WWX: You are pregnant!
JC: I AM NOT
WWX: You clearly are!
JC: AM NOT. Iโm full you idiot, not pregnant
WWX: Yeah full, FULL OF LAN XICHENโS SPERM!
War Prize Lan Wanyin brought to the nightless city. A feast hosted in celebration of the esteemed Lan Clan's descent. Their Prize? Dressed up in golden body chains. Stripped of the mourning like clothes. Displayed for all to see upon the lap of Wen Xichen. Legs spread wide.